Monday, July 04, 2011

Random Humour For Grown Ups.

Welcome to Random Humour For Grown Ups, Today I'm Featuring: A Circus, Arguing and Emails.

So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.

Q: Why do some people compare a marriage to a three ring Circus?.
A: First you have the engagement ring, next comes the wedding ring then comes the suffering!.

Darren and Steven are Arguing which footy team is the most skilful Essendon or Melbourne.
After a couple of hours Darren has finally had enough and screeches at the top of his lungs at Steven, well you're so ugly!.
Steven bursts out laughing because he and Darren are 12 year old identical twins.

Q: What do werewolves sign at the bottom of their Emails?.
A: Beast wishes.

Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
(c) 2011 Windsmoke.

15 comments:

The Elephant's Child said...

The second one reminded me so much of my brothers who would say things like 'your mother is awful' 'your mother wears army boots'. And it got the desired reactions every time. Thanks.

Elisabeth said...

I enjoyed all of these, Windsmoke. Good humour to you.

Beach Bum said...

The marriage one hit home for me, its a wonder any couple stays together for so long.

River said...

Laughed out loud at Steven and Darren!
Smiles are free, use one every day.

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day THE ELEPHANTS CHILD: We as kids sure knew how to press each others buttons :-).

G' Day ELISABETH: Thank you :-).

G' Day BEACH BUM: Absolutely especially if there's to much suffering because of excessive violence :-).

G' Day RIVER: Kids say the strangest things. Like your quote to might use it one day :-).

jane.healy said...

Nice smiles for the start of the week - thanks

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day JANE HEALY: Your most welcome indeed :-).

Life Ramblings said...

love it. Definitely put a smile on my face. :)

Dave King said...

The last one gets my vote.

Wind said...

I wish you a happy week!

Red Nomad OZ said...

Oh bummer. I thought the 3rd 'ring' was the eternity ring!!!

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day LIFE RAMBLINGS: I'm glad to hear it :-).

G' Day DAVE KING: There's a little beast locked away in us all :-).

G' Day WIND: Ditto :-).

D' Day RED NOMAD OZ: An eternity of suffering, i'll have to think about that one :-).

Cloudia said...

bless you!



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magsx2 said...

Hi windsmoke,
Love the three ring circus, that was hilarious.

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day CLOUDIA: Ditto :-).

G' Day MAGX2: Some marriages are like that :-).