Welcome to Random Humour For Grown Ups, Today I'm Featuring: Ugly, Call of Nature and Toenails.
So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.
Paula Patient says, Doctor, Doctor, i think i'm so ugly, what can i do about it?.
Doctor Derek replies, hire yourself out for halloween parties!.
Dennis the Dog is belting along a bush track when he decides to answer the Call Of Nature and pauses at the nearest gum tree, cocks his leg and props it against the tree, when out of the sky swoops Chloe the Cockatoo and touches down beside him and says, I've often wondered why you dogs prop your leg against the tree while doing your business.
Dennis replies, in case the tree falls!.
Wee drops of water.
Erode away a rock.
Wee bits of Toenail.
Fade away a sock.
Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
(c) 2011 Windsmoke.