Monday, July 18, 2011

Random Humour For Grown Ups.

Welcome to Random Humour For Grown Ups, Today I'm Featuring: Horoscopes, Giving Birth and a Couple of Pets.

So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.

Q: What do women and Horoscopes have in common?.
A: They always tell ya what to do and they are usually wrong!!.

Q: What's meaner, bigger, uglier and more terrifying than an alien?.               
A: Its mother Giving Birth!.

Ruby has A Couple of Pets.
A beaver and a bear.
Everyones seen her beaver.
But no-ones ever seen her bare!.

Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
(c) 2011 Windsmoke.

10 comments:

Neo said...

lol

Beach Bum said...

What do women and Horoscopes have in common?.
A: They always tell ya what to do and they are usually wrong!!.


AMEN!

I was staining the backyard deck early Saturday morning per my wife's instructions and after running out of the stain hunting around and found a very small can. It was just enough to get the small section left done and do a little touch-up.

It looked exactly the same until it dried. Its late Sunday night now and I have not heard the end of it.

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day NEO: Absolutely :-).

G' Day BEACH BUM: I've come across the same problem with furniture stain and usually it blends in after a few days :-).

Mags118 said...

Hi Windsmoke,
Thank You for the laughs. :)

Dave King said...

Second one. Definitely.

River said...

HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Decking mismatch? Put a chair over it.

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day MAGS118: Your Welcome :-).

G' Day DAVE KING: Most definitely :-).

G Day RIVER: Or a largish terra- cotta pot planted with herbs :-).

Life Ramblings said...

these are all wonderful. the second one is absolutely terrifying and true.

Cloudia said...

lol


thanks, pal!



Aloha from Waikiki;


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Windsmoke. said...

G' Day LIFE RAMBLINGS: Absolutely, specially if you've seen all the Alien movies :-).

G' Day CLOUDIA: Ditto :-).