Welcome to Random Humour For Grown Ups, Today I'm Featuring: Horoscopes, Giving Birth and a Couple of Pets.
So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.
Q: What do women and Horoscopes have in common?.
A: They always tell ya what to do and they are usually wrong!!.
Q: What's meaner, bigger, uglier and more terrifying than an alien?.
A: Its mother Giving Birth!.
Ruby has A Couple of Pets.
A beaver and a bear.
Everyones seen her beaver.
But no-ones ever seen her bare!.
Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
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