Welcome to Random Humour For Grown Ups, Today I'm Featuring: Broomsticks, Orange and a Sermon.
So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.
Q: How do wicked witches navigate their Broomsticks?.
A: By witchful thinking!.
Q: What makes a goldfish Orange?.
A: Rusty water!.
Standing at the pulpit a priest is finishing off his temperance Sermon with great passion and says to his parishioners, If i had every drop of wine, whiskey and beer i'd tip them all in the nearest river!!!.
With the Sermon finished another priest stands at the pulpit with a big smile on his dial and says, The final hymn of the morning will be hymn 365, we shall all gather at the nearest river!!!.
Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
(c) 2011 Windsmoke.
10 comments:
Love the second priest, with a sense of humour. Not something I think of in connection with them. Thanks.
I want to hate these so much, but alas I in fact giggled
Hi Windsmoke,
I love the river joke, that was great. LOL.
G' Day THE ELEPHANTS CHILD: I've not seen many priest's smile come to think of it, they always look so sad :-).
G' Day ELLIOT: I'm glad you giggled instead of hating them. Hating something is not worth the energy. Always remember "Smiles Are Free Use One Everday" :-).
G' Day MAGS: Me too :-).
we shall all gather at the nearest river!!!.
LOL!!!
That one was the best!
A river full of wine, whiskey and beer would be witchful thinking....
G' Day BEACH BUM: I'll drink to that :-).
G' Day RIVER: Very clever yarn indeed, well done :-).
the last one is a clear winner. ;)
The first one is exceptional.
G' Day LIFE RAMBLINGS: Absolutely :-).
G' Day DAVE: Thank you :-).
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