Monday, September 12, 2011

Random Humour For Grown Ups.

Welcome to Random Humour For Grown Ups, Today I'm Featuring: A Teenager, Children and One Buck.

So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.

Q: What is gods penalty for enjoying nookie?.
A: A Teenager!.

Q: What area of the school grounds do religious children play?.
A: The pray ground!.

Q: Why didn't Betty Blonde go to the cinema on One Buck night?.
A: Because the deer wouldn't fit into her hatchback!.

Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
(c) 2011 Windsmoke.


The Elephant's Child said...

Groan. Thanks Windsmoke.

Beach Bum said...

Q: What is gods penalty for enjoying nookie?.
A: A Teenager!.

Yeah, mine is giving me fits right now.

Dave King said...

All as good as each. Well done.

River said...

Betty Blonde makes me laugh out loud!
You're a genius.

Mags118 said...

Hi Windsmoke,
Again great jokes, I love the teenager one and oh so true. LOL

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day THE ELEPHANTS CHILD: Thank you for your yarn its much appreciated and valued at all times :-).

G' Day BEACH BUM: I rest my case :-).

G' Day DAVE: Thanks for saying so its much appreicated :-).

G' Day RIVER: She makes me laugh to :-).

G' Day MAGS: It is true, teenagers can be right royal pains in the bottom at the best of times :-).

Friko said...

your blog is a joy. Keep it up and I'll be your friend for life.

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day FRIKO: Sounds like Bonza idea to me :-).

Cloudia said...

Ha! Needed laughs, thanks

Aloha from Waikiki;

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Windsmoke. said...

G' day CLOUDIA: You're welcome :-).

Life Ramblings said...

laughter is the best medicine.

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day LIFE RAMBLINGS: You're spot on :-).