Monday, September 05, 2011

Random Humour For Grown Ups.

Welcome to Random Humour For Grown Ups, Today I'm Featuring: A Horseshoe, One, and Elected.

So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.

Q: What does it mean when you find a Horseshoe?.
A: Some poor horse is trotting around in his socks!.

Q: Why couldn't Betty Blonde write the number "Eleven"?.
A: She didn't know which "One" to write first!.

Q: Do ya know what is wrong with political jokes?.
A: They always get Elected!.

Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
(c) 2011 Windsmoke.

13 comments:

Mags118 said...

Hi Windsmoke,
Loved the blonde joke. LOL

Elisabeth said...

Great jokes, Windsmoke, cheered me up. thanks.

The Elephant's Child said...

Love the last two. Thanks. Smiling as I type.

Cloudia said...

LOL!



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Windsmoke. said...

G' Day MAGS: Bonza, Thank you :-).

G' Day ELISABETH: I'm glad they cheered you up :-).

G' Day THE ELEPHANTS CHILD: Smiling is Bonza :-).

G' Day CLOUDIA: Ditto :-).

Beach Bum said...

Q: Why couldn't Betty Blonde write the number "Eleven"?.
A: She didn't know which "One" to write first!.

Q: Do ya know what is wrong with political jokes?.
A: They always get Elected!.


That was good stuff!

Tempo said...

Great jokes, thanks for the laugh

Dave King said...

Well, I was trying to decide between the first two when the last one hit me! That's got to be it.

River said...

Don't laugh at the political jokes, you'll only encourage the buggers!

Friko said...

Friko said...
Laughter is good for the soul. And various other non-esoteric parts too. Even wrinkles look better when they're laughter-induced.
I shall come and practice more; following you might help with that.

Come and do the same for me? Can't promise many jokes, just silly stories, some even quite serious.But they do say opposites attract.

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day BEACH BUM: Thank you its much appreciated :-).

G' Day TEMPO: Laughter is the best medicine for anything that ails ya :-).

G' Day DAVE: That's my favourite one of this bunch :-).

G' Day RIVER: Absolutely :-).

G' Day FRIKO: Silly or serious stories are Bonza no matter what the subject. I'll follow you no worries :-).

Life Ramblings said...

awesome. i like the last two.

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day LIFE RAMBLINGS: The last two are the pick of the bunch :-).