Monday, September 19, 2011

Random Humour For Grown Ups.

Welcome to Random Humour For Grown Ups, Today I'm Featuring: Geese, Pigs and a Ironing Board.

So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.

Q: What happens when Geese land in an active volcano?.
A: They cook their own goose!.

Q: Why do Pigs have piggy banks?.
A: Because they don't use a mattress!.

Q: What is the difference between Betty Blonde and a Ironing Board?.
A: Its much harder to open the legs of a Ironing Board!.

Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
(c) 2011 Windsmoke.

15 comments:

Elephant's Child said...

Loved the cooked goose. Thanks.

Commander Zaius said...

Yeah, the goose one was awesome.

The Betty Blonde was great as well.

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day THE ELEPHANTS CHILD: Especially served up with roast potatoes, vegies and gravy Yummmy :-).

G' Day BEACH BUM: They are my favourites too :-).

இ Baŋäŋaz இ said...

Item#1. Can Bananaz request for black pepper with corn? haha.

Mags118 said...

Hi Windsmoke,
All very good, but I feel the Geese joke is the best. :)

Friko said...

No, not the one aout the Blonde; not nice.

PS: I'm not blonde

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day BANANAZ: If its on the menu you can order them at extra cost :-).

G' Day MAGS: Absolutely :-).

G' Day FRIKO: As the saying goes "Blondes Have More Fun" :-).

Jayne said...

LOL
Don't forget the gravy and mint sauce for the goose :P

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day JAYNE: Mint sauce and gravy is absloutely yummmmy :-).

Cloudia said...

needed laughs!


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Windsmoke. said...

G' Day CLOUDIA: Hope you're settling into your new digs ok and i'm glad these made you laugh :-).

j. littlejohn said...

humor for grown up is different from adult humor. thanks for sharing

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day LITTLEJOHN: No matter which way you look at it humour is humour as long as you get a laugh out of it that's Bonza :-).

LifeRamblings said...

thanks for the laughter today.

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day LIFE RAMBLINGS: You're most welcome :-).