Monday, September 19, 2011

Random Humour For Grown Ups.

Welcome to Random Humour For Grown Ups, Today I'm Featuring: Geese, Pigs and a Ironing Board.

So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.

Q: What happens when Geese land in an active volcano?.
A: They cook their own goose!.

Q: Why do Pigs have piggy banks?.
A: Because they don't use a mattress!.

Q: What is the difference between Betty Blonde and a Ironing Board?.
A: Its much harder to open the legs of a Ironing Board!.

Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
(c) 2011 Windsmoke.


The Elephant's Child said...

Loved the cooked goose. Thanks.

Beach Bum said...

Yeah, the goose one was awesome.

The Betty Blonde was great as well.

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day THE ELEPHANTS CHILD: Especially served up with roast potatoes, vegies and gravy Yummmy :-).

G' Day BEACH BUM: They are my favourites too :-).

Bananazą®‡ said...

Item#1. Can Bananaz request for black pepper with corn? haha.

Mags118 said...

Hi Windsmoke,
All very good, but I feel the Geese joke is the best. :)

Friko said...

No, not the one aout the Blonde; not nice.

PS: I'm not blonde

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day BANANAZ: If its on the menu you can order them at extra cost :-).

G' Day MAGS: Absolutely :-).

G' Day FRIKO: As the saying goes "Blondes Have More Fun" :-).

Jayne said...

Don't forget the gravy and mint sauce for the goose :P

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day JAYNE: Mint sauce and gravy is absloutely yummmmy :-).

Cloudia said...

needed laughs!

Warm Aloha from Waikiki;

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Windsmoke. said...

G' Day CLOUDIA: Hope you're settling into your new digs ok and i'm glad these made you laugh :-).

j. littlejohn said...

humor for grown up is different from adult humor. thanks for sharing

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day LITTLEJOHN: No matter which way you look at it humour is humour as long as you get a laugh out of it that's Bonza :-).

Life Ramblings said...

thanks for the laughter today.

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day LIFE RAMBLINGS: You're most welcome :-).