Monday, October 03, 2011

Random Humour For Grown Ups.

Welcome to Random Humour For Grown Ups, Today I'm Featuring: Crafty, Genes and a Letterbox.

So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.

Q: What do ya call a Crafty pig?.
A: A cunning ham!.

Q: Why was the dog called levi?.
A: Because he has good Genes!.

Burt Blonde and his best cobber Rusty Redhead are in the local cafe drinking coffee and eating salad rolls.

I tried to send an e-mail to my big brother yesterday and broke my lap top computer, says Burt.

How on earth did ya manage that?, asks Rusty.

When i tried to shove it through the Letterbox slot!, replies Burt.

Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
(c) 2011 Windsmoke.


The Elephant's Child said...

You make me glad that I am/was a brunette (before the grey crept in). Chuckled anyway. Thanks.

Beach Bum said...

Everything had me rolling in the floor laughing this time!

Cloudia said...

needed smiles!


Warm Aloha from Waikiki;

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Mags118 said...

Hi Windsmoke,
What a great laugh, I especially liked the lap top joke.

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day THE ELEPHANTS CHILD: Join the club my hair is totally gray all over :-).

G' Day BEACH BUM: That's good to hear hope you didn't do yourself an injury :-).

G' Day CLOUDIA: I hope they were big smiles :-).

G' Day MAGS: My favourite is lap top one to :-).

Dave King said...

This is possibly your best collection yet.

Red Nomad OZ said...

Haha! Love the dog with genes!!! Have a great week!!

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day DAVE: Thanks for saying so its much appreciated :-).

G' Day RED: Jeans and Genes can mean the same depends on how you look at it :-).

Friko said...

Should have had the laptop delivered as parcel post!

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day FRIKO: Absolutely :-).

River said...

Oh Dear God! I cringed at Burt posting the laptop.

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day RIVER: Me too. Sadly i'm unable to comment on your blog for some reason all of a sudden i've no idea why?. I have a feeling it only effects blogs with embedded comments window :-(.

Life Ramblings said...

good one Windsmoke. my favourite this round is the letter box. keep them coming.:-)

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day LIFE RAMBLINGS: I like the letter box one to and i will keep 'em coming :-).