Welcome to Random Humour For Grown Ups, Today I'm Featuring: A Crayant, Partly Deaf and Tiddly Winks.
So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.
Q: What type of ant can you colour in with?.
A: A Crayant!.
Q: Why was the Partly Deaf bartender called the judge?.
A: Because he would pardon everyone!.
Donna Diner asks, Does the band play requests?.
Yes madame i think so, replies Wilbur Waiter.
Bonza, wander over their and ask them to play Tiddly Winks until i've finished eating!.
Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
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