Monday, October 24, 2011

Random Humour For Grown Ups.

Welcome to Random Humour For Grown Ups, Today I'm Featuring: A Crayant, Partly Deaf and Tiddly Winks.

So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.

Q: What type of ant can you colour in with?.
A: A Crayant!.

Q: Why was the Partly Deaf bartender called the judge?.
A: Because he would pardon everyone!.

Donna Diner asks, Does the band play requests?.
Yes madame i think so, replies Wilbur Waiter.
Bonza, wander over their and ask them to play Tiddly Winks until i've finished eating!.

Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
(c) 2011 Windsmoke.


Beach Bum said...

Good Stuff! Always good to finish out the day with a good laugh.

The Elephant's Child said...

Donna Diner has class. I like her lots.

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day BEACH BUM: A good laugh puts you in the right mood to tackle tomorrow's ups and downs :-).

G' Day THE ELEPHANTS CHILD: She's not a music lover like me :-).

FruitCake said...

Good laugh at the end of a long day, thanks again!

River said...

It's nice to finish the day with a smile on my face, thanks.
I can relate to the partly deaf judge....really must make that hearing appointment soon...

Dave King said...

I sympathised with the deaf bartender - but laughed nevertheless!

Life Ramblings said...

i had a tremendous bad day in the office today so thanks for cheering me up. :)

Friko said...

Like the last one, I've often wanted background music to go and drown themselves.

Mags118 said...

Hi Windsmoke,
I loved the Judge joke, well done.

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day FRUIT CAKE: I'm glad they brightened up your evening :-).

G' Day RIVER: Make an appointment for a hearing test as soon as you can its worth while. I wish to point out the joke is about a partly deaf bartender :-).

G' Day DAVE: Any hearing loss is sad :-).

G' Day LIFE RAMBLINGS: I'm glad they cheered you up :-).

G' Day FRIKO: You're not a music lover like me i take it :-).

G' Day MAGS: I wish to point out the joke is about a partly deaf bartender :-).