Monday, October 10, 2011

Random Humour For Grown Ups.

Welcome to Random Humour For Grown Ups, Today I'm Featuring: A Pear, Envelopes and Fish.

So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.

Q: What can't half A Pear do, what a whole Pear can?.
A:  Look Around!.

Q: How do ya know Burt Blonde has been forwarding e-mails?.
A: When theirs a clump of Envelopes wedged in the disk drive!.

Q: Who do fish borrow money from?.
A: A loan shark!.

Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
(c) 2011 Windsmoke.

12 comments:

Mags118 said...

Hi Windsmoke,
Good selection, had a bit of a laugh. Love the pear joke. :)

The Elephant's Child said...

Thanks Windsmoke - it was the loan shark that had me smirking.

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day MAGS: Wasn't sure about the Pear one :-).

G' Day THE ELEPHANTS CHILD: A smirk is better than no smirk at all :-).

Beach Bum said...

Love the loan shark!

FruitCake said...

My vote goes to the pear.

'Ave a good one :)

Bananazą®‡ said...

Lolz.. Better watch out one day Burt Blonde gonna trun around and say "just your wait Mr Windsmoke!" hahaha.

Dave King said...

I go for the pear, too.

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day BEACH BUM: The loan shark would want a arm and a leg in interest :-).

G' Day FRUITCAKE & DAVE: Wasn't sure about the Pear one, now i've changed my mind :-).

G' Day BANANAZ: I won't be surprised if Burt Blonde extracts pay back later on :-).

Life Ramblings said...

lol, the loan shark cracks me up.

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day LIFE RAMBLINGS: Me too :-).

malcfifty said...

Speaking of blondes and computers:

One day a blonde was having trouble with her computer, so she calls tech support.

"Hello how can I help you?," the tech support woman says.

"Yes, I am having trouble getting my computer to do anything," the blonde says.

"What window do you have open?"

"Are you crazy! it's freezing cold outside!"

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day MAL: Blonde jokes are always good clean fun :-).