Welcome to Random Humour For Grown Ups, Today I'm Featuring: Thieving, Medicine and $120 Bucks.
So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.
Q: What do ya call a Thieving pig?.
A: A ham burglar!.
Q: What is a bees favourite song?.
A: A spoonful of sugar helps the Medicine go down!.
Dean Dentist says, I'll have to extract that decayed tooth, don't worry it'll only take a couple of minutes.
Paula Patient asks, How much is it gonna cost?.
It'll cost ya $120 Bucks.
That's a fair bit of moolah for a couple of minutes work.
If you like i'll extract the tooth very slowly to make it last longer.
Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
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