Monday, October 31, 2011

Random Humour For Grown Ups.

Welcome to Random Humour For Grown Ups, Today I'm Featuring: Thieving, Medicine and $120 Bucks.

So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.

Q: What do ya call a Thieving pig?.
A: A ham burglar!.

Q: What is a bees favourite song?.
A: A spoonful of sugar helps the Medicine go down!.

Dean Dentist says, I'll have to extract that decayed tooth, don't worry it'll only take a couple of minutes.
Paula Patient asks, How much is it gonna cost?.
It'll cost ya $120 Bucks.
That's a fair bit of moolah for a couple of minutes work.
If you like i'll extract the tooth very slowly to make it last longer.

Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
(c) 2011 Windsmoke.


The Elephant's Child said...

Oooh. You would talk about dentists wouldn't you. I have a check up this week and am always a bit wary of the dentist breed. Thanks for a new perspective.

Anonymous said...

Hi Windsmoke,
Loved the dentist joke. LOL.

Bananazą®‡ said...

A great ham burglar stealing away the sweet time of tooth extraction to last longer. Good humour..lolz.

Windsmoke. said...

good luck :-).

G' Day MAGS: Me too :-).

G' Day BANANAZ: I'll agree with that :-).

Jayne said...

Fang carpenters are bad enough without taking their time! lol

FruitCake said...
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FruitCake said...

You seem to have hit a nerve with that dentist joke, Windsmoke :)

"Fang Carpenter" - love it!

Beach Bum said...

The dentist one got me, they scare the hell out of me.

River said...

What Jayne said.
Don't drag things out, just get it over with already!

Friko said...

Yep, I'd go for the slow extraction any time. Got to make the bugger earn his pay.

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day JAYNE: Fang carpenter that's a new one on me :-).

G' Day FRUIT CAKE: It would seem so. For some reason i still can't comment on your blog unless you change your comments window to a pop-up comment window, its not only me having trouble :-).

G' Day BEACH BUM: Me too :-).

G' Day RIVER: Absolutely :-).

G' Day FRIKO: You must be a glutton for punishment :-).

Life Ramblings said...

Dentists are not my best friends. the thought of them is usually worse than the actual visit.

Dave King said...

There's something about the last one which commends itself most strongly to me!

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day LIFE RAMBLINGS: Its just the stigma of fear and pain that is attached to going to the dentist :-).

G' Day DAVE: I'm glad you think so :-).