Monday, October 17, 2011

Random Humour For Grown Ups.

Welcome to Random Humour For Grown Ups, Today I'm Featuring: Bulls, Hot Weather and a Rooster.

So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.

Q: How do Bulls drive their cars?.
A: They steer them!.

Q: Which breed of dog can't handle the Hot Weather?.
A: A faint bernard!.

Big Roger Rooster struts into the small hen house and squawks at Little Henrietta Hen, You haven't laid any eggs for a long time, so what gives?.

You don't come round much anymore that's what gives, so what did you expect an immaculate conception?, squawks Little Henrietta Hen hopping mad.

Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
(c) 2011 Windsmoke.


Anonymous said...

Hi Windsmoke,
Love the bull joke, and the hen joke was hilarious. LOL

Bali Ring said...

My hen lay so many eggs

The Elephant's Child said...

I am a faint bernard. Thanks.

Bananazą®‡ said...

Little Henrietta Hen's reply is cool & eggcellent lolz.."many moons come, you no come, how come eggs come?"

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day MAGS: Wasn't sure about the hen joke but i'm glad you liked it :-).

G' Day BALI: Sounds like your rooster is on the job :-).

G' Day THE ELEPHANTS CHILD: I prefer the cooler weather too :-).

G' Day BANANAZ: Sounds like another rooster has been visiting in the hen house :-).

Dave King said...

Ha,ha - I've just seen it: faint Bernard! The heat's got to me this morning!

Beach Bum said...

...mmaculate conception?, squawks Little Henrietta Hen


That one really got me!

Wind said...

Thanks! My best regards from Romania!

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day DAVE: Heat does tend to frazzle the brain :-).

G' Day BEACH BUM: Wasn't sure about that one but i'm glad you liked it :-).

G' Day WIND: Thank you :-).

Life Ramblings said...

i enjoy your sense of humour. :)

Friko said...

poor Henrietta; what's a girl to do.
all she gets is complaints.

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day LIFE RAMBLINGS: I hope it brightens up your day :-).

G' Day FRIKO: It takes two to tango :-).