Welcome to Random Humour For Grown Ups, Today I'm Featuring: A Two Dollar Coin, Boiling Up and The Headmaster.
So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.
Q: How do you bump off a bogan with a Two Dollar Coin?.
A: Toss it under a moving semi-trailer!.
Peter Patient says, I seem to be boiling up a lot lately.
Doctor Derek replies, You just need to simmer down a bit!.
I don't wanna go to school anymore, says Phillip.
Why not?, asks his mum.
Because all the teachers bully me and the lads in my grade don't like me.
Do ya know why?.
I have no idea!.
Its because you're 45 years old and The Headmaster!.
Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
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