Monday, December 12, 2011

Random Humour For Grown Ups.

Welcome to Random Humour For Grown Ups, Today I'm Featuring: Footwear, Forehead and Tickets.

So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.

Q: What do ya call a cat that wears footwear?.
A: Puss 'n' boots!.

Q: Why does Betty Blonde whack herself on the Forehead with her hand?.
A: Because she's high fiving herself!.

Father and Mary Christmas decide to spend the evening at the movies at the newly built multiplex. With Mary in tow Father Christmas barges past everybody queuing for Tickets and comes to a halt at the Ticket window.

Excuse me sir, please go the end of the queue and wait your turn to purchase Tickets like everybody else, says Tara from behind the smoky glass Ticket window.
Look here young lady i don't need a Ticket i'm Father Christmas my face is my Ticket.
You'd better be careful then because there is a muscle bound bouncer who's job it is to punch Tickets!.

Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
(c) 2011 Windsmoke.


The Elephant's Child said...

Father and Mary Christmas had me smiling. Thanks.

Magsx2 said...

Hi Windsmoke,
I had a good laugh at the Father Christmas joke. LOL.

Tempo said...

Loved that last one...very funny

Beach Bum said...

punch Tickets!.

Very good!

Dave King said...

Beach Bum has asked my question!

FruitCake said...

A new blonde joke! [Must stop feeling pleased with myself now that I know why it gives me a headache.]

River said...

I never would have thought Father Christmas could be so rude.
Poor Betty Blonde....

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day THE ELEPHANTS CHILD, MAGS & TEMPO: That's the most popular one being close too christmas :-).

G' Day DAVE & BEACH BUM: A punch is a tool or machine for piercing holes in material, however in this case it would be a fist :-).

G' Day FRUIT: You must see a lot of stars as well :-).

G' Day RIVER: He's definitely got a chip on his shoulders. Betty Blonde just can't help herself :-).

Cloudia said...

the last made me laugh out loud! thanks

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Windsmoke. said...

G' Day CLOUDIA: I'm chuffed it brightened up your day :-).

Life Ramblings said...

the last one is too funny. :)

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day LIFE RAMBLINGS: Its the most popular being so close to Christmas :-).