Welcome to Random Humour For Grown Ups, Today I'm Featuring: Footwear, Forehead and Tickets.
So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.
Q: What do ya call a cat that wears footwear?.
A: Puss 'n' boots!.
Q: Why does Betty Blonde whack herself on the Forehead with her hand?.
A: Because she's high fiving herself!.
Father and Mary Christmas decide to spend the evening at the movies at the newly built multiplex. With Mary in tow Father Christmas barges past everybody queuing for Tickets and comes to a halt at the Ticket window.
Excuse me sir, please go the end of the queue and wait your turn to purchase Tickets like everybody else, says Tara from behind the smoky glass Ticket window.
Look here young lady i don't need a Ticket i'm Father Christmas my face is my Ticket.
You'd better be careful then because there is a muscle bound bouncer who's job it is to punch Tickets!.
Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
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