Monday, December 19, 2011

Random Humour For Grown Ups.

Welcome to Random Humour For Grown Ups, Today I'm Featuring: Blind, Very Annoying and Peckish.

So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.

Q: What do ya get when you cross a dog with a Blind dingo?.
A: A dog that barks up the wrong tree!.

Its early evening around tea time when Paul's mobile phone chirps and he says, Hello, who's calling at this time its Very Annoying.
I wonder if i can speak to your parents?, asks Cindy.
Hold on i'll look up their number for ya. After a few minutes Paul reads out the phone number to Cindy.

Fifteen minutes later Cindy calls back and says, You've given me the wrong phone number this one is for the Contention Cemetary.
Its the right phone number because my parents passed away thirty years ago and you did ask to speak to them!.

Q: Which tree do ya scan for when you're a tad Peckish?.
A: The pantry!.

Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
(c) 2011 Windsmoke.

11 comments:

Magsx2 said...

Hi Windsmoke,
Thanks for the laughs. :)

The Elephant's Child said...

Barking up the wrong tree gets my vote. Thanks.

Bananazą®‡ said...

Woof woof..the wrong tree without bark can't bark back.

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day MAGS: You're welcome :-).

G' Day THE ELEPHANTS CHILD: Its an oldie but a goodie in a different guise :-).

G' Day BANANAZ: I'll pay that one very humourous and clever :-).

River said...

These are all laugh-worthy, thanks.

Beach Bum said...

Great stuff!

Dave King said...

This has to be your best collection to date. Excellently done.

FruitCake said...

:)))

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day RIVER, BEACH BUM, DAVE & FRUIT: Thank you all for saying so its much appreciated indeed :-).

Life Ramblings said...

These are all brilliant. :)

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day LIFE RAMBLINGS: Thank you its much appreciated :-).