Welcome to Random Humour For Grown Ups, Today I'm Featuring: Blind, Very Annoying and Peckish.
So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.
Q: What do ya get when you cross a dog with a Blind dingo?.
A: A dog that barks up the wrong tree!.
Its early evening around tea time when Paul's mobile phone chirps and he says, Hello, who's calling at this time its Very Annoying.
I wonder if i can speak to your parents?, asks Cindy.
Hold on i'll look up their number for ya. After a few minutes Paul reads out the phone number to Cindy.
Fifteen minutes later Cindy calls back and says, You've given me the wrong phone number this one is for the Contention Cemetary.
Its the right phone number because my parents passed away thirty years ago and you did ask to speak to them!.
Q: Which tree do ya scan for when you're a tad Peckish?.
A: The pantry!.
Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
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