Monday, December 26, 2011

Random Humour For Grown Ups.

Welcome to Random Humour For Grown Ups, Today I'm Featuring: A Knock, Knock, Politics and Grass Skirts.

So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?.
Chloe.
Chloe who?.
Chloe encounters of the third kind!.

Tom Teacher asks his pupils, Can you give me another example of how to use the word Politics?.
Raising her hand excitedly is Prunella Pupil.
Yes Prunella what's your example?.
My parrot swallowed a watch and now polly ticks!.

Q: Why are the trick or treaters wearing Grass Skirts?.
A:  Because its hulaween to!.

Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
(c) 2011 Windsmoke.

11 comments:

tariq mian said...

nice humour for the teens.
Try another one!

FruitCake said...

I think Prunella might be on to something with her talk of parrots... :)

The Elephant's Child said...

Like the grass skirts - while groaning a little too.

Beach Bum said...

Great stuff!

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day TARIQ: Later on :-).

G' Day FRUIT CAKE: Do you mean squawk, squawk :-).

G' Day THE ELEPHANTS CHILD: Swaying hips are delightful :-).

G' Day BEACH BUM: Thank you :-).

River said...

Hulaween - ha ha

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day RIVER: I'm glad you got a laugh out of that one :-).

Ygraine said...

Must make a note of these, so I can impress everyone next time I go to a party!!
(Only joking!)
They were great :)

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day YGRAINE: I'm chuffed you thought they were great :-).

Life Ramblings said...

i enjoy this very much.

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day LIFE RAMBLINGS: That's good to know :-).