Welcome to Random Humour For Grown Ups. Today I'm Featuring: A Woman, A Moustache and A Disease.
So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.
Q: What do ya call A Woman who always knows where her husband is?.
A: A widow!.
George Green wanders into the Contention Hotel orders a beer and is gobsmacked at the sight of Billy the barman because he's built like a brick outhouse, has bulging muscles and covered in tattoos, unshaven and sweaty.
A few minutes pass by when Billy realises that George is staring at him and asks, what are ya staring at cobber?.
Stone the crows cobber you look identical to someone i know if it wasn't for the Moustache, replies George.
I don't have a Moustache.
I know but my wife does!.
Doctor Derek asks, have you ever had this disease before?.
Yes, replies Peter Patient.
Well, you've got it again!.
Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
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