Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Random Humour For Grown Ups.

Welcome to Random Humour For Grown Ups. Today I'm Featuring: A Woman, A Moustache and A Disease.

So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.

Q: What do ya call A Woman who always knows where her husband is?.
A: A widow!.

George Green wanders into the Contention Hotel orders a beer and is gobsmacked at the sight of Billy the barman because he's built like a brick outhouse, has bulging muscles and covered in tattoos, unshaven and sweaty.

A few minutes pass by when Billy realises that George is staring at him and asks, what are ya staring at cobber?.
Stone the crows cobber you look identical to someone i know if it wasn't for the Moustache, replies George.

I don't have a Moustache.
I know but my wife does!.

Doctor Derek asks, have you ever had this disease before?.
Yes, replies Peter Patient.
Well, you've got it again!.

Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
(c) 2012 Windsmoke.


Magsx2 said...

Hi Windsmoke,
Great jokes, I especially like the widow one. LOL.
Happy Valentines Day. :)

FruitCake said...

Why did I not see the punchline coming in that second joke? :)

Cloudia said...

balmy balm!


Warm Aloha from Waikiki
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Friko said...

They all made laugh but I'm also seriously offended by the two male chauvinist ones. You'll have to get the ladies a sweet sherry to make up for it now.

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day MAGS: I'm glad you liked 'em all Happy Valentines Day :-).

G' Day FRUIT CAKE: It happens to the best of us. Happy Valentines Day :-).

G' Day CLOUDIA: I'm chuffed you found 'em pleasant and comforting. Happy Valentines Day :-).

G' Day FRIKO: I'll drink to that, cheers. Happy Valentines Day :-).

The Elephant's Child said...

That sounds like one of my doctors. Thanks Windsmoke.

River said...

These are all funny, I love the beefy bartender one.

PerthDailyPhoto said...

I'm laughing Windsmoke!!

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day THE ELEPHANTS CHILD: It really is a strange question :-).

G' Day RIVER: I'm glad you thought so :-).

G' Day PERTH: There's nothing like a good laugh to brighten up your day :-).

Dave King said...

My vote goes to the first one.

Beach Bum said...

Doctor Derek asks, have you ever had this disease before?.
Yes, replies Peter Patient.
Well, you've got it again!.

I knew a doctor that would ask just that type of question.

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day DAVE: Sad but true :-).

G' Day BEACH: Its a strange question to ask indeed :-).

Ygraine said...

I have to choose the first one. It was hilarious!

Life Ramblings said...

the first one is too funny.

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day YGRAINE & LIFE RAMBLINGS: The first one wins hands down this time round :-).