Tuesday, February 28, 2012

Random Humour For Grown Ups.

Welcome to Random Humour For Grown Ups. Today I'm Featuring: Seatbelts, Jar Of Jam and Riddle Me This.

So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.

Q: What's the first thing ghosts do when they hop into their cars?.
A: They boo.......kle up their Seatbelts!.

Q: Why did the child dance on the Jar Of Jam?.
A: Because the lid said twist to open!.

Riddle Me This.
What can run, but never walks.
Has a mouth, but never talks.
Has a head, but never weeps.
Has a bed, but never sleeps.


Scroll down for a clue.



Nearly there.


The Clue: One of my Blogging Cobbers goes by this.
Leave your answer in comments and i'll post the answer in comments Thursday morning.

Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
(C) 2012 Windsmoke.

16 comments:

Joanne said...

My first visit and I get to be a Hobbit. River. And, I am just fascinated by blogs where it's tomorrow when I'm in today.

Magsx2 said...

Hi Windsmoke,
Good jokes.
I agree with Joanne, my answer would be a river.

The Elephant's Child said...

Three times. It is the lovely River.

Life Ramblings said...

i'll join the chorus. a river.

Dave King said...

Twist to open doe it for me!
I'm sure I've heard the last one before, but I can't remember the answer!
I'll work on it.

FruitCake said...

Yep, it's a river.

Twist to open - never heard that before but it reminds me of a whole string of similar jokes. Thanks Windsmoke, I'm sure I can generate some groans at work tomorrow!

PerthDailyPhoto said...

I'm going to think about that joke everytime I twist open a jar now Windsmoke!! Definitely going with the 'river' theory, how funny if we were all on the wrong track!!

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day JOANNE: Welcome to Bizarre Scribble and i hope hear from you in the future :-).

G' Day MAGS: Glad you enjoyed 'em :-).

G' Day THE ELEPHANTS CHILD & LIFE RAMBLINGS: Thursday morning is one more sleep away :-).

G' Day DAVE & PERTH: That's the most popular one so far :-).

G' Day FRUIT CAKE: As long as you generate only groans and you don't have fruit & vegies thrown at ya :-).

Red Nomad OZ said...

River it is!! Well ... I knew it wasn't Red Nomad OZ!!!

Trinity said...
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Beach Bum said...

Yeah, I agree with everyone else, its a river. Great post!

Ygraine said...

Oops - bit late to say River, aren't I!
They are all great, particularly like the jam jar one though.
I thought it was brilliant :D

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day RED & BEACH: Thank you :-).

G' Day YGRAINE: No its not to late yet :-).

Windsmoke. said...

Riddle Me This Answer: Its a River :-).

River said...

I didn't come in on this one, because I knew the answer. I've heard it so many times over the years.
Thanks for the mention.

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day RIVER: Thank you :-).