Tuesday, February 21, 2012

Random Humour For Grown Ups.

Welcome to Random Humour For Grown Ups. Today I'm Featuring: Firemen, Walking and Open And Close.

So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.

Q: Why do Firemen have larger knackers than policemen?.
A: Because they sell more raffle tickets!.

Standing under the front veranda at Rusty Redheads house is Lucas Lavender and Rusty who are each holding a mug of hot chocolate watching the heavy rain tumble down when Lucas says, Did you know Grandpa Lavender started Walking five kilometres a day when he turned ninety?.
That's a top effort, replies Rusty.
Trouble is Grandpa hasn't come back and we don't know where on earth he's got to!.

Q: Which profession can get away with telling a woman to Open And Close her mouth?.
A: The Dentist!.

Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
(c) 2012 Windsmoke.


Elisabeth said...

there's noting worse than not getting the joke and needing to have it explained. I'm sorry Windsmoke I don't get the first joke here. i ran it past my husband and he didn't get it either. Maybe it's our Australianness that causes us to be so dense. By the way we know what 'knackers' are

Magsx2 said...

Hi Windsmoke,
I love the Grandpa joke excellent, I laughed out loud on that one.

The dentist, that is just so true. LOL.

River said...

I tried to work out where grandpa might be by now, but without knowing which direction and how many years, it's impossible. Grandpa will just have to stay lost.
I don't get the first joke either.

Cloudia said...

sweet laughs- thanks

Aloha from Waikiki
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Windsmoke. said...

G' Day ELISABETH & RIVER: What it means in a nutshell is firemen will go to any lengths to sell raffle tickets even put their lives at risk and to do that you have to have large knackers :-).

G' Day MAGS: Poor Grandpa lost his sense of direction and his marbles as well and kept going :-).

G' Day CLOUDIA: I'm chuffed you thought they were sweet :-).

The Elephant's Child said...

Perhaps Grandpapa just knew he wanted out. It didn't matter what direction.

And I had to chuckle a little at the first one. Our local firies sell raffle tickets and hold the cap out for donations every week at one of the markets. I have never see the police do either.

Dave King said...

As always, most giggleworthy!

FruitCake said...


PerthDailyPhoto said...

I might have to query it the next time my dentist tells me to close my mouth haha!

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day THE ELEPHANTS CHILD: That's another example of why fireman have large knackers which ELISABETH & RIVER should take note of. As for Grandpa i reckon he's lost in the wilderness and enjoying himself away from the rat race :-).

G' Day DAVE: Thank you its much appreciated :-).

G' Day FRUIT CAKE: Yes please big symphonic ones :-).

G' Day PERTH: Sounds like a good idea to me :-).

Quay Po Cooks said...

hahaha, you are right, only the Dentist can make a woman open and close her mouth!! Love it!

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day QUAY: Welcome to Bizarre Scribble and i hope to hear from you in the future. I'm glad you loved the dentist one :-).

Life Ramblings said...

the dentist one is so true, love it.

Friko said...

sorry, but I really don't know what 'knackers' are. they are extremely rude in the UK. Is there another meaning?

I got the other two easily and am still chuckling.

Ygraine said...

Sorry, I didn't get the first one either!
The third had me in stitches though.
Absolutely brilliant!!

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day LIFE RAMBLINGS & YGRAINE: That's the most popular one this time round :-).

G' Day FRIKO: Yep, they are extremely rude but its all in good fun :-).

broken biro said...

Hello! First time visitor here, and I have to say I didn't get the first joke either - in the version I know it was how come they have bigger BALLS, answer = they sell more tickets! (Play on balls as in parties and balls as in ... well, knackers!) ... just saying! 8-)

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day BROKEN BIRO: Welcome to Bizarre Scribble and i hope to hear from you in the future. I like to use alternative words or slang :-).