Welcome to Random Humour For Grown Ups. Today I'm Featuring: Firemen, Walking and Open And Close.
So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.
Q: Why do Firemen have larger knackers than policemen?.
A: Because they sell more raffle tickets!.
Standing under the front veranda at Rusty Redheads house is Lucas Lavender and Rusty who are each holding a mug of hot chocolate watching the heavy rain tumble down when Lucas says, Did you know Grandpa Lavender started Walking five kilometres a day when he turned ninety?.
That's a top effort, replies Rusty.
Trouble is Grandpa hasn't come back and we don't know where on earth he's got to!.
Q: Which profession can get away with telling a woman to Open And Close her mouth?.
A: The Dentist!.
Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
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