Saturday, March 24, 2012

Very Crook.

Mandy had a little lamb.
A tiny bit of pork.
A slender slice of ham
with just a dash
of H.P. sauce.
A wee chook egg.
Rashers of bacon.
Organic grilled tomatoes.
Salad onion rings.
A pinch of pickles all
on sparse burnt toast.

And for dessert.

Mandy had wedges of apple.
Mellow banana rings.
Navel orange segments.
An ice-cream sundae
smothered in strawberry
topping and crushed nuts.
Sprinkled with sherbet fizz
you can just imagine
how very crook our
poor Mandy is.

(c) 2012 Windsmoke.


Magsx2 said...

Hi Windsmoke,
Well done. Certainly brought on a laugh, a great way to start off the weekend.

Anonymous said...

Serves Mandy right!

I must admit your first lines had my mouth watering ... but Lent is nearly over and I can start eating meat again soooooon!

River said...

Oh poor Mandy!

Now for the nitpicking. All over the internet I see people speaking of rashes of bacon.
Rashes are what people get on their skins when they're ill or allergic to something.
Bacon comes in rashers.
That's rasheRs people!

PerthDailyPhoto said...

Now you see if she'd been sensible like moi, she would have just had the desert and skipped the first part of the meal! Desert rules!!

Dave King said...

He, he,he - but you might upset the odd one or two with this!

Andrew said...

Enjoyed that one.

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day MAGS: Glad your weekend is off to a great start :-).

G' Day JANE: Can't eat too much meat because it sends my cholesterol level through the roof :-).

G' Day RIVER: You're absolutely right thanks for pointing that out. I've now changed rashes to rashers :-).

G' Day PERTH: Yummmy dessert certainly does rule :-).

G' Day DAVE: Mandy certainly did make a pig of herself :-).

G' Day ANDREW: That's good to know :-).

Ygraine said...

Must be time for Weightwatchers for poor Mandy now !!!
Brilliant :)

Beach Bum said...


Excellent piece of writing!

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day YGRAINE: I would say so to :-).

G' Day BEACH: Thank you its much appreciated :-).

Jenny Woolf said...

This made me laugh! :D

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day JENNY: Welcome to Bizarre Scribble and i hope to hear from you in the future. I'm glad you got a laugh out of it :-).

LifeRamblings said...

lol thanks for the humour.

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day LIFE RAMBLINGS: You're welcome :-).

FruitCake said...

Well, Mandy is a nong. Organic grilled anything is not a health food when mixed up with a whole lot of other stuff in huge quantities in a short space of time. She shoulda just bought the cheap ones.

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day FRUIT CAKE: Couldn't agree more :-).

icyhighs said...

Love it!

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day ICY: Thanks for saying so its much appreciated :-).