Tuesday, March 13, 2012

Random Humour For Grown Ups.

Welcome to Random Humour For Grown Ups. Today I'm Featuring: Baked Beans, A Gun and Extracted.

So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.

Does this tram go to Melbourne?, asks Penny Passenger.
No!, replies Chris Conductor.
But it indicates Melbourne on the front.
There is an advertisment for Baked Beans on the side, but we don't sell 'em.

Is that A Gun in your hand or are you absolutely stoked to see me?, asks Sara Scrubber.
Its A Gun, replies Colin Customer.

Ouch!, that's not the tooth i wanted extracted, says Paul Patient.
Relax cobber, i'll eventually extract the right one, replies Declan Dentist.

Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
(c) 2012 Windsmoke.

16 comments:

Beach Bum said...

Ouch!, that's not the tooth i wanted extracted, says Paul Patient.
Relax cobber, i'll eventually extract the right one, replies Declan Dentist.


That happened a couple of times in my hometown. It was years ago and the dentist was in his late 60's. After the second time his kids forced him to retire.

Joanne said...

Just "Groan' for each of your well featured words.

Magsx2 said...

Hi Windsmoke,
Oh the dentist one got me. LOL

River said...

My previous dentist was just such a klutz. My teeth had worn down unevenly so I asked him to grind off the point that was now left on the middle tooth. He ground down the tooth next to it instead. I'm not going back there again!

Red Nomad OZ said...

There's a special hell for dastardly dentists who cause pain and suffering instead of relieving it!!!

Dave King said...
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Dave King said...

I'm with Joanne: groan, groan, groan! Keep 'em coming.

The Elephant's Child said...

I loved yes it is a gun. Sorry, I think my sick sense of humour is showing.

PerthDailyPhoto said...

Oh no, and I was just thinking about going to he dentist!!Thanks Windsmoke.

Friko said...

three grumpy chaps here; I hope I won't meet them. (Oops I certainly won't meet the second one)

Ygraine said...

Definitely the last one for me!
Really had me in stitches :D

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day BEACH: I reckon his kids made the right decision :-).

G' Day JOANNE: Bonza :-).

G' Day MAGS: Most painful indeed :-).

G' Day RIVER: I reckon your ex-dentist needs to retire :-).

G' Day RED: Yep, i'll agree with that :-).

G' Day DAVE: I certainly will keep 'em coming :-).

G' Day THE ELEPHANTS CHILD: There's nothing wrong with a sick sense of humour its gotta be better than being grumpy :-).

G' Day PERTH: Good luck with the dentist :-).

G' Day FRIKO: There's nothing more scary than a grumpy dentist :-).

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day YGRAINE: I'm glad you enjoyed the most popular one this time round :-).

LifeRamblings said...

dentists are scary.

FruitCake said...

"It's a gun"... how cruel!

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day LIFE RAMBLINGS: I'll agree with that :-).

G' Day FRUIT: Certainly is but in a fun way :-).