Tuesday, March 20, 2012

Random Humour For Grown Ups.

Welcome to Random Humour For Grown Ups. Today I'm Featuring: A Bridge, Loathe and Growing Old.

So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.

Doctor, doctor i think i'm A Bridge, says Paula Patient.
What's come over you?, asks Doctor Derek.
Oh!, two cars, a semi-trailer and a bus!.

I've been invited to an avoidance, says Burt Blonde.
Avoidance?, what's that. asks Rusty Redhead.
Its a dance for people who Loathe each other!.

Q: What are the signs of Growing Old?.
A: In the beginning its tri weekly.
    20 years later its try weekly.
    After 65 its try weakly!.

Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
(c) 2012 Windsmoke. 

19 comments:

Magsx2 said...

Hi Windsmoke,
Great lot of jokes, I especially liked the Growing old joke, oh so true. LOL

Elisabeth said...

This time I got them all and could laugh. Thanks, Windsmoke.

Cloudia said...

not weak! weekly!


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Trinity said...

I've been invited to an avoidance, says Burt Blonde.
Avoidance?, what's that. asks Rusty Redhead.
Its a dance for people who Loathe each other!.


LOL!!!!!

I've often wondered how grumpy people met, get married, and have babies.

Beach Bum said...

I've been invited to an avoidance, says Burt Blonde.
Avoidance?, what's that. asks Rusty Redhead.
Its a dance for people who Loathe each other!.


LOL!!!!!

I've often wondered how grumpy people met, get married, and have babies.

Red Nomad OZ said...

Haha! Love the signs of ageing ... but is anyone really going to admit to #3??

icyhighs said...

I love the idea of an avoidance. Date night for my parents.

Tempo said...

Great jokes...love em!

The Elephant's Child said...

No favourites this time. Love them all. Thanks Windsmoke.

Dave King said...

I thought I was going to go for the first one - until I got to the last!

LifeRamblings said...

LOL thanks for the chuckle. the last one cracks me up.

PerthDailyPhoto said...

Hahahahahahaha! Try twice weekly hahahahha! I heard a good one the other day..How do you know you've been living too long with your parents..when you can't decide if the grey hair you found was yours or theirs!!!' Great group today Windsmoke.

River said...

Ha Ha, these are funny. Try weakly? Or give up altogether? Giving up seems so much easier sometimes.

FruitCake said...

A man was in the doctor's waiting room, clutching a steering wheel. He kept having funny turns. While he was there he saw a woman who thought she was a bridge. They went to an avoidance together and married, and lived happily ever after until he turned 65. The End.

Sorry, I can't get over the Bridge :)

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day MAGS: Yep, some things definitely stop working when you get old :-).

G' Day ELISABETH: Glad to hear it :-).

G' Day CLOUDIA: Absolutely :-).

G' Day BEACH (A.K.A) TRINITY: This could be one way :-).

G' Day RED: Probably not i know i wouldn't :-).

G' Day ICY HIGHS: Welcome to Bizarre Scribble and i hope to hear from you in the future :-).

G' Day TEMPO & THE ELEPHANTS CHILD: Thanks for saying so :-).

G' Day DAVE & LIFE RAMBLINGS: That's the most popular one so far :-).

G' Day PERTH: I reckon when that happens its definitely time to leave home. Bonza joke :-).

G' Day RIVER: At the time giving up seems the best option :-).

G' Day FRUIT CAKE: Well done, i like the way you blended them all together to make a tale :-).

Friko said...

I know all about the last one, thanks for reminding me!

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day FRIKO: You're only as old as you feel :-).

Ygraine said...

The Growing Old one for me!
Had me in stitches - then tears :D

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day YGRAINE: I'm glad you enjoyed the most popular one this time round :-).