Welcome to Random Humour For Grown Ups. Today I'm Featuring: Legs, Custard and A Parking Space.
So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.
Q: What is a sentrypede?.
A: A security guard with a hundred Legs!.
How disgusting there's a fly in my Custard, screams Deanna Diner.
I'll fetch him a spoon, replies Wilbur Waiter.
Jade Juniper is running late for the Contention Country Womens Association monthly meeting and is having no luck locating A Parking Space.
Looking toward the heavens Jade cries out asking the lord to locate her A Parking Space and says, I promise cross my heart that i'll attend mass every sunday and never ever sin again for the rest of my life.
Then lo and behold A Parking Space turns up out of no where.
Never mind lord cancel that, i've found A Parking Space!.
Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
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