Tuesday, May 29, 2012

Random Humour For Grown Ups.

Welcome to Random Humour For Grown Ups. Today I'm Featuring: Frozen, An Egg and Further Away.

So wrap ya laughing gear around the lot and enjoy the ride.

Waiter, waiter this ceaser salad is Frozen solid, says Dean Diner.
Yes sir, its the iceberg lettuce that does it, replies Wilbur Waiter.

Q: What is a unidentified flying omelet?.
A: An Egg from outer space!.

At the Contention City Council Larry Lavender lands a job as a road line painter.
On his first day Larry paints a line five kilometres long, two kilometres long on the second and only one kilometre long on the third day.

Your getting worse each day cobber, screams Fred Foreman.
That's because the paint bucket gets further and further and Further Away from me each day!, replies Larry.

Join me next Thursday Morning for Perched On The Dunny Pondering, it'll rattle ya brainbox big time, see ya then.

Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
(c) 2012 Windsmoke.


Joanne said...

They all came running to see what was wrong with me after number three.

Bananazą®‡ said...

Eggcellent omelet & one km Long Lavender..;). cheers!

Dave King said...

Excellent. iceberg lettuce... I must remember that!

Beach Bum said...

The iceberg lettuce got me good!

LifeRamblings said...

creative and good sense of humour. :)

Stewart M said...

These are so utterly terrible I will have to come back and visit often!

Stewart M - Melbourne

FruitCake said...

Iceberg lettuce. Hmm. Bet I can't remember it the next time someone is eating a caesar salad.
Good ones - again!

River said...

I'm guessing Larry Lavender is a few bristles short of a paintbrush.

PerthDailyPhoto said...

Haha! that last one gave me a late night laugh Windsmoke.
and you're so righ about the horse being too high up, it's taken ME this long to even spot it, crazy huh!!

Annmarie Pipa said...

haha I had to reread the iceberg..I will definitely remember this!!

Ygraine said...

These are exactly what I needed to cheer me up today.
The last one was funniest of all.

Thank you so much for your comment on my last post.
I so appreciate it.

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day JOANNE: Sounds like you cracked up big time :-).

G' Day BANANAZ: Its good to hear from you after such a long time and i'm glad you liked 'em :-).

G' Day DAVE, BEACH, FRUIT & ANNMARIE: Looks like the icberg lettuce one is running neck and neck with the last one :-).

G' Day LIFE RAMBLINGS: Thanks for saying so its much appreciated :-).

G' Day STEWART: Welcome to Bizarre Scribble and pay me a visit very often :-).

G' Day RIVER: Very clever indeed :-).

G' Day GRACE & YGRAINE: The last one is running neck and neck with the icberg lettuce one :-).

Stewart M said...

Hi there (again) - given that the collective noun for some sort of crows is a "parliament" I think your idea that they are here to do evil could be correct!

Stewart M - Melbourne

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day STEWART: They look and sound evil to me :-).

magsx2 said...

Hi Windsmoke,
I loved the joke about the lettuce, but the council workers that is priceless, and they way some of them work, I can actually see that happening. LOL.

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day MAGS: It does sound typical of a council worker :-).