Welcome to Random Humour For Grown Ups. Today I'm Featuring: Frozen, An Egg and Further Away.
So wrap ya laughing gear around the lot and enjoy the ride.
Waiter, waiter this ceaser salad is Frozen solid, says Dean Diner.
Yes sir, its the iceberg lettuce that does it, replies Wilbur Waiter.
Q: What is a unidentified flying omelet?.
A: An Egg from outer space!.
At the Contention City Council Larry Lavender lands a job as a road line painter.
On his first day Larry paints a line five kilometres long, two kilometres long on the second and only one kilometre long on the third day.
Your getting worse each day cobber, screams Fred Foreman.
That's because the paint bucket gets further and further and Further Away from me each day!, replies Larry.
Join me next Thursday Morning for Perched On The Dunny Pondering, it'll rattle ya brainbox big time, see ya then.
Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
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