Tuesday, May 08, 2012

Random Humour For Grown Ups.

Welcome to Random Humour For Grown Ups. Today I'm Featuring: Tails, War and A Light Bulb.

So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.

Q: Why do dogs wag their Tails?.
A: Because no one else will do it for them!.

Q: How does a octopus go to War?.
A: Well armed!.

Q: How many members of a political party does it take to change A Light Bulb?.
A: A spokesperson said, we are not at liberty to comment on exact numbers at this time!.

Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
(c) 2012 Windsmoke.



16 comments:

jane.healy said...

oh the last one is too true! :)

magsx2 said...

Hi Windsmoke,
Loved the jokes, but the last one was the best. LOL

Joanne said...

Ha ha ha. Love it.

LifeRamblings said...

well done again Windsmoke. love this, i'll give you an A+. :)

Beach Bum said...

LOL!!!!!

Yeah, the last one works very well right now.

The Elephant's Child said...

All good. Groanable, but excellent. Thanks. I do like the well-armed octopus - I just have a vision of it with a machine gun in one tentacle, a bayonet in another...

Dave King said...

All good. the last a fab' variation on an old favourite.

Red Nomad OZ said...

I'm going with the majority - the last one is all too sadly true!!!

FruitCake said...

Just the other day a friend and I were competing to see who had just one more lightbulb joke than the other. Excellent ammunition for a resumption of hostilities, Windsmoke. Excellent.

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day JANE & RED: Absolutely :-).

G' Day MAGS: Its a typical response though :-).

G' Day JOANNE: I'm glad you got a laugh out of 'em :-).

G' Day LIFE RAMBLINGS: Thanks for your vote of confidence :-).

G' Day BEACH: I guess it would with the political climate the way it is in America at the moment :-).

G' Day THE ELEPHANTS CHILD: And holding hand grenades in the other tentacles while smoking a cigar :-).

G' Day DAVE: Yep, there certainly are many variations. I'm pretty sure i have more somewhere :-).

G' Day FRUIT CAKE: I'm glad i could supply some fodder for you to fire back :-).

Annmarie Pipa said...

haha...the last one is the best because it is true!

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day ANNMARIE: Yes it is and its the most popular one this time round :-).

Ygraine said...

The last one is my favourite too... and is so true! Haha

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day YGRAINE: The last one certainly wins this time round :-).

PerthDailyPhoto said...

I'm smiling Windsmoke!!

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day GRACE: That's good to know :-).