Welcome to Random Humour For Grown Ups. Today I'm Featuring: Cake, Shells and Around The Twist.
So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.
Q: Which Cake wanted to rule the world?.
A: Attila the bun!.
Q: How do snails get their Shells so shiny?.
A: With snail polish!.
Doctor, doctor can ya help me?, i keep having these alternating recurring dreams, says Paula Patient.
Ok tell me about you dreams, replies Doctor Derek.
First i'm a tee pee, then a wig wam, then a tee pee again, then a wig wam again, and so on, its starting to drive me Around The Twist.
You know what your problem is?.
Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
Coming soon Perched On The Dunny Pondering.
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