Saturday, December 22, 2012

Fun Ditties.

Mary had a little lamb
she kept it in the closet
everytime she took it out
there was a tiny deposit!.

Sail a small boat
down the meandering river
fish in the teeming rain
cherish the green grass
worship the waters
that offer their purity.

Polly put the kettle on
it fitted her to a tea
then she mumbled to herself
how am i gunna pee!.

(c) 2012 Windsmoke.

14 comments:

Cloudia said...

Thanks again. Aloha

Andrew said...

The first and third are perfect for sending kids into gales of laughter.

FruitCake said...

Polly put the kettle on... lol

Bananazą®‡ said...

Mary seems more popular to Bananaz than Polly had forgotten the tune & lyrics haha. Love the 'twist' lol.

River said...

Polly, just pee and tilt to pour, then fill your pot with water, do the twist and tilt to pour out again.

The Elephant's Child said...

Rub a dub dub, three men in a tub. Eeeuw how unhygenic.

Ygraine said...

Hehehe:D
I especially love the first one!
Hehehe again:D
Season's Greetings Windsmoke xxx

Beach Bum said...

Good stuff!

magsx2 said...

Hi Windsmoke,
Good ones as usual, I loved the first one.
A very Merry Xmas to you and your family, and a Happy New Year as well. I hope you have a great time. :)

Red Nomad OZ said...

And did Polly sing 'I'm a little teapot ...' when she put the kettle on?? Thanx for the pre-Xmas laugh!!!

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day CLOUDIA: You're welcome.

G' Day ANDREW; Absolutely.

G' Day FRUIT CAKE & BEACH BUM: Thanks.

G' Day BANANAZ: There's more Mary to come.

G' Day RIVER: "Tilt to pour" i thought the same thing.

G' Day THE ELEPHANTS CHILD: Yep, it would pong a bit.

G' Day YGRAINE: Seasons Greeting right back at ya.

G' Day MAGS: Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to you and your family.

G' Day RED: Sure did sing.

Lynn Proctor said...

thanks for all the laughs this year--merry Christmas :)

Annmarie Pipa said...

oh dear!!
Merry Christmas blogging friend.

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day LYNN & ANNMARIE: Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to you and your family.