Wednesday, December 26, 2012

Random Humour For Grown Ups.

Welcome to Random Humour For Grown Ups. Today I'm Featuring: Humpless, Jogging and A Chinese Restaurant.

So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.

Q: What do ya call a humpless camel?.
A: Humphrey!.

Q: What is the definition of macho?.
A: Jogging home after a vasectomy!.

Q: What would ya call A Chinese Restaurant at Ayers rock?.
A: Ayers wok!.

Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
(c) 2012 Windsmoke.

17 comments:

Andrew said...

Ayers Wok. Good one.

River said...

I like Ayers Wok.
I honestly can't see anyone jogging home after a vasectomy, no matter how macho he is. Unless he is full of strong painkillers and then he probably couldn't run straight anyway.

Tempo said...

Yep, like the Ayres Wok..such a good idea you'd think they'd do it. Thanks for the humour...needed it

Ygraine said...

Jogging home after a vasectomy? Now that really makes me cringe...he'd well and truly deserve the title of 'macho' after that!!!
They're all so funny, Windsmoke :D

Bananazą®‡ said...

Oh cute hump-free camel Good one. Walk and not jog to Ayers Wok haha.

PerthDailyPhoto said...

Ahh macho is overrated anyway, right Windsmoke!!

Joanne Noragon said...

Humphrey is wonderful. There should be a little desk statute, about which one only said "Humphrey" to all questions. Then counted how many comprehensions occurred.

FruitCake said...

OUCH!

Maybe jogging to the appointment would earn even more macho points?

Happy and safe holidays Windsmoke, and to all your visitors :)

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day ANDREW: I'm glad it tickled ya funny bone.

G' Day RIVER: Ya wouldn't get me to jog home after it that's for sure.

G' Day TEMPO: I'm glad you liked 'em and that your day is much brighter.

G' Day YGRAINE: Made me cringe to.

G' Day BANANAZ: Why walk or jog to Ayers Wok when you can catch a humphrey camel.

G' Day GRACE: Could be.

G' Day JOANNE: That would drive people round the twist.

G' Day FRUIT CAKE: Happy and safe holidays to you and your family.

The Elephant's Child said...

Groan. I do like the definition of macho though - but doubt that I have ever known any. Thank you Windsmoke.

Beach Bum said...

Great stuff!

Have a Happy New Year!

TariqMian said...

first two are really ammusing.
Thanks a lot for giving me a good laughter.
I enjoy your blog always.

Mal Cockburn said...

All three good ones, Windsmoke! I hope you enjoyed a great Christmas. All the best for the new year ahead. Cheers.

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day THE ELEPHANTS CHILD: Macho could be over rated big time.

G' Day BEACH BUM & MAL: Happy New Year to you and your family.

G' Day TARIQ: I'm chuffed ya enjoyed 'em.

LifeRamblings said...

i love the last one best. Happy holidays.

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day LIFE RAMBLINGS: I'm glad you liked it.

Red Nomad OZ said...

Haha! Ayers Wok WOKKED for me!!!