Welcome to Random Humour For Grown Ups. Today I'm Featuring: Dinner, Drumsticks and Too Far To Walk.
So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.
Q: What type of food is Daisy Dogs favourite?.
A: Everything on your Dinner plate!.
Q: What do ya get when ya cross a chicken with a centipede?.
A: Enough chicken Drumsticks to feed a small army!.
Driving along a wide dusty track deep in the Aussie Outback are Burt Blonde and Rusty Redhead when all of a sudden their ute conks out.
How far do ya reckon it is to the next town?, asks Rusty.
About 100 clicks give or take a coupla clicks, replies Burt.
Crikey!, that is much Too Far To Walk.
What do you suggest we do then?.
I know we can each walk 50 clicks then it won't seem so far!.
Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
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