Saturday, December 15, 2012

Random Humour For Grown Ups.

Welcome to Random Humour For Grown Ups. Today I'm Featuring: Dinner, Drumsticks and Too Far To Walk.

So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.

Q: What type of food is Daisy Dogs favourite?.
A: Everything on your Dinner plate!.

Q: What do ya get when ya cross a chicken with a centipede?.
A: Enough chicken Drumsticks to feed a small army!.

Driving along a wide dusty track deep in the Aussie Outback are Burt Blonde and Rusty Redhead when all of a sudden their ute conks out.

How far do ya reckon it is to the next town?, asks Rusty.
About 100 clicks give or take a coupla clicks, replies Burt.
Crikey!, that is much Too Far To Walk.
What do you suggest we do then?.
I know we can each walk 50 clicks then it won't seem so far!.

Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
(c) 2012 Windsmoke.

14 comments:

Joanne Noragon said...

That would be my brother-in-law's plate. One dog and three cats vie for the best positon around his chair.

Beach Bum said...

Q: What do ya get when ya cross a chicken with a centipede?.
A: Enough chicken Drumsticks to feed a small army!.


LOL!!!

Bring on the genetic engineers!

River said...

Now I'm going to worry all day about Burt Blonde and Rusty Redhead.
Do they make it to the next town?
Who carries who for the first 50 clicks?

The Elephant's Child said...

I think that Rusty was having a Blonde moment there.
Thanks Windsmoke. Three big smiles today.

TariqMian said...

Windsmoke, yes this one is full of humour indeed.

Ygraine said...

Lol:D Triple laughs today, Windsmoke. Simply can't choose a favourite again!
They're all hilarious.

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day JOANNE: I can just imagine three pairs of eyes looking up and pleading me, me, me.

G' Day BEACH BUM: I wouldn't be surprised if they are already doing it.

G' Day RIVER: Yep, they made it to the next town because they piggy backed each other.

G' Day THE ELEPHANTS CHILD: Rusty certainly did have a Blonde moment because he's been hanging around with Burt too long.

G' Day TARIQ: Thanks for saying so.

G' Day YGRAINE: I'm glad they tickled ya funny bone.

Cloudia said...

MUCH needed larfs, friend!


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Bananazą®‡ said...

Had a great laugh, should have brand name called 'dinner plate'. Few hundred chicken drumsticks but only one bishop's nose. Oh yeah Blonde is rusty indeed. lolz tQ

LifeRamblings said...

thanks for the laughter Windsmoke. you make my day.

Lynn Proctor said...

you always give us something to smile at :)

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day CLOUDIA & LIFE RAMBLINGS: Thanks for saying so.

G' Day BANANAZ: The poor bishops nose is outnumbered a hundred to one.

G' Day LYNN: In the light of recent events everyone could do with a smile.

PerthDailyPhoto said...

I can laugh at the blonde jokes now that I'm a redhead Windsmoke haha!

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day GRACE: Red is good just ask RED nomadoz.