Wednesday, December 05, 2012

Random Humour For Grown Ups.

Welcome to Random Humour For Grown ups. Today I'm Featuring: Idiots, Ginormous and Legless.

So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.

Q: Why do men act like Idiots?.
A: Who says they're acting!.

Q: Which breed of bird delivers Ginormous babies?.
A: Frankenstork!.

While on my morning walk the other day i came upon our local bottle shop. Stuck to the window was a advertising poster for Victoria Bitter Beer and Carlton Draught Beer which reads:
Take away
6 pack $12.50
Slab $41.00
(Full members only)?.
The last bracketed line reads like you have to be Legless to make a purchase. What do ya reckon?.

Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
(c) 2012 Windsmoke.


River said...

Ha Ha! Frankenstork...giggle

Andrew said...

Being full seems to have disappeared as an expression. Full as a boot. Full of the grog. Full as. But 'full of it' means something entirely different.

The Elephant's Child said...

I love the first. A question I have (occasionally of course) wondered myself.

Cloudia said...


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Bananazą®‡ said...

Q: Why do men act like Idiots?.
A: Who says they're acting!.

[They have ID-10-T syndrome ]

Joanne Noragon said...

I thing the men in number one wrote the poster.

Beach Bum said...

Q: Why do men act like Idiots?.
A: Who says they're acting!.

LOL!!! Yeah, that's me.

Red Nomad OZ said...

It all depends on your definition of 'idiot', doesn't it?!?! And I'm sure the grog-cops will be onto that sign in a flash!!!

Ygraine said...

Hehe has to be Idiots!!
No offence, Windsmoke :D

icyHighs said...

I dunno I think drinking should be a fully-limbed activity.

FruitCake said...

Ha ha... who says they're acting? That could be a useful answer to any comment about anyone... I'm filing that one away for a work out!

Annmarie Pipa said...

hahaha love the men joke!!!

PerthDailyPhoto said...

I have a friend who would definitely agree with the first joke Windsmoke..Wonder how long it'll be before someone points out the implications of the 'full' sign haha!

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day RIVER: I hope it was a ginormous giggle.

G' Day ANDREW: I've heard those expressions before. Have you ever heard Full as a Gook! before its a new one on me.

G' Day THE ELEPHANTS CHILD: Being a male i've asked myself the same question many times after witnessing stupid behaviour.

G' Day CLOUDIA: Probably.

G' Day BANANAZ & BEACH BUM: Fair enough.

G' Day JOANNE: You could very well be right.

G' Day RED: Yep, you can define an idiot in many ways. The sign has been up for a while and nobody has noticed it.

G' Day YGRAINE: None taken.

G' Day ICY: Absolutely.

G' Day FRUIT CAKE: I'd be interested to know how it works out.

G' Day ANNMARIE: That is the most popular one this time round.

G' Day GRACE: Your friend must've had some bad experiences. The sign has been up for a while so i think its slipped the net.

ANITA said...

ohh i love all the comments in here!!Big kiss from Norway:))))

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day ANITA: Thanks for saying so.

Andrew said...

Isn't it full as a goog? As in googie egg?

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day ANDREW: I'm not really sure but you maybe right.