Wednesday, December 05, 2012

Random Humour For Grown Ups.

Welcome to Random Humour For Grown ups. Today I'm Featuring: Idiots, Ginormous and Legless.

So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.

Q: Why do men act like Idiots?.
A: Who says they're acting!.

Q: Which breed of bird delivers Ginormous babies?.
A: Frankenstork!.

While on my morning walk the other day i came upon our local bottle shop. Stuck to the window was a advertising poster for Victoria Bitter Beer and Carlton Draught Beer which reads:
Take away
6 pack $12.50
Slab $41.00
(Full members only)?.
The last bracketed line reads like you have to be Legless to make a purchase. What do ya reckon?.

Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
(c) 2012 Windsmoke.

18 comments:

River said...

Ha Ha! Frankenstork...giggle

Andrew said...

Being full seems to have disappeared as an expression. Full as a boot. Full of the grog. Full as. But 'full of it' means something entirely different.

The Elephant's Child said...

I love the first. A question I have (occasionally of course) wondered myself.

Cloudia said...

acting!



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Bananazą®‡ said...

Q: Why do men act like Idiots?.
A: Who says they're acting!.

[They have ID-10-T syndrome ]

Joanne Noragon said...

I thing the men in number one wrote the poster.

Beach Bum said...

Q: Why do men act like Idiots?.
A: Who says they're acting!.


LOL!!! Yeah, that's me.

Red Nomad OZ said...

It all depends on your definition of 'idiot', doesn't it?!?! And I'm sure the grog-cops will be onto that sign in a flash!!!

Ygraine said...

Hehe has to be Idiots!!
No offence, Windsmoke :D

icyHighs said...

I dunno I think drinking should be a fully-limbed activity.

FruitCake said...

Ha ha... who says they're acting? That could be a useful answer to any comment about anyone... I'm filing that one away for a work out!

Annmarie Pipa said...

hahaha love the men joke!!!

PerthDailyPhoto said...

I have a friend who would definitely agree with the first joke Windsmoke..Wonder how long it'll be before someone points out the implications of the 'full' sign haha!

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day RIVER: I hope it was a ginormous giggle.

G' Day ANDREW: I've heard those expressions before. Have you ever heard Full as a Gook! before its a new one on me.

G' Day THE ELEPHANTS CHILD: Being a male i've asked myself the same question many times after witnessing stupid behaviour.

G' Day CLOUDIA: Probably.

G' Day BANANAZ & BEACH BUM: Fair enough.

G' Day JOANNE: You could very well be right.

G' Day RED: Yep, you can define an idiot in many ways. The sign has been up for a while and nobody has noticed it.

G' Day YGRAINE: None taken.

G' Day ICY: Absolutely.

G' Day FRUIT CAKE: I'd be interested to know how it works out.

G' Day ANNMARIE: That is the most popular one this time round.

G' Day GRACE: Your friend must've had some bad experiences. The sign has been up for a while so i think its slipped the net.

ANITA said...

ohh i love all the comments in here!!Big kiss from Norway:))))

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day ANITA: Thanks for saying so.

Andrew said...

Isn't it full as a goog? As in googie egg?

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day ANDREW: I'm not really sure but you maybe right.