Wednesday, December 12, 2012

Perched On The Dunny Pondering.

Every now and then in our life we've all been Perched On The Dunny Pondering. For that reason here are a handfull of odds and ends to ponder over.

Would a fly be called walk if it had no wings?.

Is there any such thing as mouse flavoured cat food?.

We all know Superman can stop a bullet, so why does he duck when a bad guy throws the gun at him?.

What is the speed of dark?.

I hope to live forever, so far, so good!.

When you decamp from the dunny with your replies please don't forget to flush and wash ya hands!.

Until next time jolly pondering.
(c) 2012 Windsmoke.


Cloudia said...

and here is your diploma; dispose of it properly

Warm Aloha from Waikiki
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Joanne Noragon said...

yes, it would.

Andrew said...

I don't know what the speed of dark is, but it is faster than light as it always catches up to light and then overtakes.

The Elephant's Child said...

Cloudia's comment has me smiling loudly. These are all good - thank you Windsmoke.

FruitCake said...

Superman ducks when the bad man throws the gun at him because... because... I really really really wish I knew.
And why does he use a phone box to change into his costume if he is so fast no one would see it?

I'm beginning to think the whole story is made up. Very disappointing. Must write to Santa and tell him to cross that comic off my order.

Ygraine said...

There's no way I could possibly choose a favourite one today, Windsmoke.
They are all so incredibly laugh-out-loud funny!
You have well and truly excelled yourself here. Brilliant :D

Kath Lockett said...

Life: you never get out of it alive

Bananazą®‡ said...

Wow wow wow your walking fly, mouse flavored and duck Superman kept me wondering and thinking with no answers but lolz. Dark is too blind to move so zero speed haha.

PerthDailyPhoto said...

Excellent collection today Windsmoke, hope I'm alive to read next weeks haha!!

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day CLOUDIA: That's a good 'un.

G' Day JOANNE: I reckon the same to.

G' Day ANDREW: I reckon light and dark chase each other's tail.

G' Day THE ELEPHANTS CHILD, YGRAINE & GRACE: I'm chuffed you all enjoyed 'em.

G' Day FRUIT CAKE: I wish knew to on both counts.

G' Day KATH: Very true indeed.

G' Day BANANAZ: Zero is a good answer.

Lynn Proctor said...

great pondering!!

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day LYNN: Thanks for saying so.

River said...

If cat food was mouse flavoured perhaps more cats would get interested in chasing the little buggers. As for Superman ducking, I never gave that a single thought, now I won't be able to forget it.

LifeRamblings said...

great stuff,lots of things to ponder over the holiday season. have a great weekend.

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day RIVER: Some cats are just to lazy. Being the man of steel you'd think it wouldn't bother him.

G' Day LIFE RAMBLINGS: Thanks for saying so.

Annmarie Pipa said...

I hope to live forever too!

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day ANNMARIE: Don't we all?.