Over the course of a week the entire population of Mother Earth kicks the bucket from a volitant contagion and everybody ends up in heaven. A few hours later a Devine Being turns up perched on a cloud, decamps and says, would all the men form two lines. One line will be for the men who dominated their wives or girlfriends. The second line is for the other men who were Hen Pecked by their wives or girlfriends, also all the wives and girlfriends are to leave with St Peter right away.
After all the wives and girlfriends have disappeared with St Peter the Devine Being ogles the two lines of men and notices the line where the men who were Hen Pecked stretches as far as the eye can see. On the second line are the men who dominated their wives or girlfriends and only one man is standing in that line and he is Burt Blonde.
Shaking his head in disgust the Devine Being says, stone the crows, all you men should be ashamed of yourselves for being Hen Pecked by your wives or girlfriends. Cast your peepers on the only one of my sons who stood up and made me proud and learn from him.
The Devine Being strides over to Burt Blonde and asks, tell me your name my son?.
Its Burt Blonde, replies Burt.
Tell me Burt, how come you are the only man standing in this line?.
Before my wife left with St Peter she said i was to stand in this line or else!.
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