Saturday, December 29, 2012

A Bonza Jest: Hen Pecked.

Over the course of a week the entire population of Mother Earth kicks the bucket from a volitant contagion and everybody ends up in heaven. A few hours later a Devine Being turns up perched on a cloud, decamps and says, would all the men form two lines. One line will be for the men who dominated their wives or girlfriends. The second line is for the other men who were Hen Pecked by their wives or girlfriends, also all the wives and girlfriends are to leave with St Peter right away.

After all the wives and girlfriends have disappeared with St Peter the Devine Being ogles the two lines of men and notices the line where the men who were Hen Pecked stretches as far as the eye can see. On the second line are the men who dominated their wives or girlfriends and only one man is standing in that line and he is Burt Blonde.

Shaking his head in disgust the Devine Being says, stone the crows, all you men should be ashamed of yourselves for being Hen Pecked by your wives or girlfriends. Cast your peepers on the only one of my sons who stood up and made me proud and learn from him.

The Devine Being strides over to Burt Blonde and asks, tell me your name my son?.
Its Burt Blonde, replies Burt.
Tell me Burt, how come you are the only man standing in this line?.
Before my wife left with St Peter she said i was to stand in this line or else!.

(c) 2012 Windsmoke.   

16 comments:

Joanne Noragon said...

Burt must be a pretty big guy, to keep the sky level, what with everyone else in the other line. Maybe Mrs. Burt figured that out.

Bananazą®‡ said...

Why Bananaz must always drop by this Bonza jest? Becoz Mrs Bananaz said the same last words as Mrs Burt..or else.

Beach Bum said...

Yeah, that about says it all. I do what my wife says just to get her to leave me alone.

magsx2 said...

Hi,
That is priceless, well done. :)

River said...

It's the "or else" that does it. Men the world over live in fear/awe of the "or else".

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day JOANNE: Yep, he's a jolly big fella alright.

G' Day BANANAZ: Mrs Bananaz said or else!, Oh!, dear me.

G' Day BEACH BUM: I hear what ya saying.

G' Day MAGS: Thanks for saying so.

G' Day RIVER: I doubt it very much.

ANITA said...

Hi windsmoke!!i wish you a great happy new year 2013!!
kiss from me :))xx

Annmarie Pipa said...

and God said I will put faithful and obidient wives in all corners of the earth...and then he made the earth round.

The Elephant's Child said...

I love Annmarie Pipa's comment. It is a perfect fit for this joke. Thank you, and thank her and Happy New Year to both. (And everyone else as well.)

Lynn Proctor said...

omgosh--so funny--happy new years to you :)

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day ANITA & LYNN: Ditto.

G' Day ANNMARIE: Fair enough.

G' Day THE ELEPHANTS CHILD: Certainly does sound like a perfect fit.

FruitCake said...

Ha ha - ten points each for Windsmoke and Annmarie Pipa!

Red Nomad OZ said...

Hahaha! Thanx for starting my year with a great laugh! Look forward to many more - Happy New Year!!!

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day FRUIT CAKE: :-).

G' Day RED: Yep, stay tuned there's gunna be more to come.

PerthDailyPhoto said...

Oh that is hilarious Windsmoke, there needed to be a line for 'equal decision making' there just may have been at least one or two in that line haha!

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day GRACE: I reckon no-one would be in the equal decision making line.