Wednesday, January 16, 2013

Fun Ditties.

Mary had a little lamb
the doctors and nurses
were very surprised.
But when old mother
mc donald had a farm
they couldn't believe
their eyes!.

Little fly upon the wall
ain't ya got no nous at all.
This wall has just
been freshly painted
now ya stuck
ya silly blighter!.

Mary had a little lamb
its fleece was black and charcol.
Everytime it wagged its tail
you could see its eyes roll about.

(c) 2013 Windsmoke.

9 comments:

Andrew said...

Errr, the last one. Not really how I recall it went.

Cloudia said...

you are a sweet sorbet in my life, thank you


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PerthDailyPhoto said...

Haha! I can see how having a lamb, little or not, could be a tad ...'ouchy'! Nice hat trick Windsmoke!!

The Elephant's Child said...

I knew the first and the last, but not the middle one - which I loved. Thanks Windsmoke.

River said...

I remember the first and last from school days and the punch line on the last is definitely ruder than what you have there.

Beach Bum said...

For reasons I cannot fathom I saw a "Mary had a little lamb" book once that drew her in a very mature way...if you catch my meaning. Other that that it was a perfectly normal nursery rhyme book.

Just because I have a dirty mind your post reminded me of that book.

Great writing.


Bananazą®‡ said...

E-I-E-I-O..thumbs up.

Ygraine said...

Love these, Windsmoke; especially the middle one!
Hehehe :D

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day ANDREW & RIVER: I wouldn't be surprised if you both have come across different versions.

G' Day CLOUDIA: I'll drink to that, cheers.

G' Day GRACE & BANANAZ: I'm chuffed you both liked 'em.

G' Day THE ELEPHANTS CHILD & YGRAINE: Its an oldie but a goodie.

G' Day BEACH BUM: I understand your meaning.