Wednesday, January 02, 2013

Random Humour For Grown Ups.

Welcome to Random Humour For Grown Ups. Today I'm Featuring: Thermometer, Ants and Busted Window.

So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.

Q: Why does Nurse Nadia always use a rectal Thermometer to take a patients temparture?.
A: Because she was taught at nursing school to always look for her patients better side!.

Q: Who loves hamburgers, french fries and Ants?.
A: Ronald Mac Aadvark!.

During the early hours of the misty morning a red house brick was hurled through the front window of the Contention Italian Restaurant busting the window into a million shards.

A few hours later Wilbur Waiter turns up for work and discovers the Busted Window, grabs his mobile phone and rings Gerald Glazier to come straight away and repair the Busted Window.

An hour later Gerald turns up and gives the Busted Window the once over from all angles.
How long will it take to repair?, asks Wilbur.
Crikey!, cobber its worse than i first thought, replies Gerald.
How can that be?.
Because the window is busted on both sides!.
Stunned Wilbur waddles off scratching his bald head and mumbling to himself.

Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
(c) 2012 Windsmoke. 


magsx2 said...

Loved the joke about the busted window that was fantastic. :)
Happy New Year.

ANITA said...

Hi!!sorry i havent wish you Happy New year!!But now i do!!wish you all the best!!xxxGreat post!!

jane.healy said...

Wishing you all the best for the New Year - the first one is almost too true to be funny! (joke!)

The Elephant's Child said...

Love the window. I once saw a handy hint about repairing a hole in a rug which started 'lay the rug down, with the hole faceing up.

FruitCake said...

Lucky the patient is not like the window...

Beach Bum said...

The one about Nurse Nadia made me choke on my dinner it was so funny. It's what I get when I eat and read at the same time.

River said...

Loved the window one. For a second I thought Gerald Glazier was going to try and fix it like it was a giant jigsaw puzzle.

Bananazą®‡ said...

Didn't know Aadvark's first and middle is Ronald Mac & keeping our fingers crossed that Gerald Glazier is not confused when fixing which side of the window first. lolz. Good one.

Ygraine said...

Definitely Thermometer!
Had me in stitches.
Happy New Year

Lynn Proctor said...

haha love the window one ;)

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day MAGS & LYNN: I'm glad ya enjoyed the window one.

G' Day ANITA: Thanks for saying so.

G' Day JANE: I thought the same thing about the first one.

G' Day THE ELEPHANTS CHILD: "Hole faceing up" well, that cracked me up big time.

G' Day FRUIT CAKE: Absolutely.

G' Day BEACH BUM: Be careful old fella we don't want ya keeling over at the dinner table.

G' Day RIVER: Trying to fix a busted window like a jigsaw puzzle would be a mean feat indeed.

G' Day BANANAZ: I'm glad you liked 'em both.

G' Day YGRAINE: Same here.

Red Nomad OZ said...

Hahaha! That window-fixer MUST be a politician in disguise!!!

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day RED: Politicians usually try to fix things that aren't busted.

PerthDailyPhoto said...

Hahahhaha! I am so going to be ao going to be on the look out for any nurse Nadia's..not coming anywhere moi haha! Here's wishing you a belated very happy and healthy New Year Windsmoke, may it be 'most' of what you want it to be, we'd be pretty lucky to have it all yeh!

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day GRACE: Ditto.