Welcome to Random Humour For Grown Ups. Today I'm Featuring: Thermometer, Ants and Busted Window.
So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.
Q: Why does Nurse Nadia always use a rectal Thermometer to take a patients temparture?.
A: Because she was taught at nursing school to always look for her patients better side!.
Q: Who loves hamburgers, french fries and Ants?.
A: Ronald Mac Aadvark!.
During the early hours of the misty morning a red house brick was hurled through the front window of the Contention Italian Restaurant busting the window into a million shards.
A few hours later Wilbur Waiter turns up for work and discovers the Busted Window, grabs his mobile phone and rings Gerald Glazier to come straight away and repair the Busted Window.
An hour later Gerald turns up and gives the Busted Window the once over from all angles.
How long will it take to repair?, asks Wilbur.
Crikey!, cobber its worse than i first thought, replies Gerald.
How can that be?.
Because the window is busted on both sides!.
Stunned Wilbur waddles off scratching his bald head and mumbling to himself.
Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
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