Wednesday, January 09, 2013

Perched On The Dunny Pondering.

Every now and then in our life we've all been Perched On The Dunny Pondering. For that reason here are a handfull of odds and ends to ponder over.

What do people in China call their best plates?.

Join the military, meet interesting people, then kill 'em!.

Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have!.

If i worked as hard as others, i would do as little as they do!.

How is it possible to be alone with someone?.

When you decamp from the dunny with you replies please don't forget to flush and wash ya hands!.

Until next time jolly pondering.
(C) 2013 Windsmoke.

17 comments:

FruitCake said...

Ha ha - support bacteria! Love it :)

magsx2 said...

Hi,
These are great, I love the China one, excellent. :)

Andrew said...

My Ling, your highly glazed porcelain has some cracks in it.

I first heard the military one when I was a kid and I think it was the first time I actually thought about the morals of war.

The Elephant's Child said...

And some people are on antibiotics so they have no culture at all.
Brilliant selection today Windsmoke - I loved them all. Thank you.

Cloudia said...

without bacteria we could not survive.
Jokes too!
Aloha
from Waikiki,
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ANITA said...

Love it!!))))

Beach Bum said...

The one about bacteria and culture was my favorite.

Ygraine said...

Don't have a favourite here...I love them all!
Hehehe:D

River said...

I try to work as hard as others, but I just can't do it. I like to get things finished.
It's very possible to be alone with someone.

Kath Lockett said...

Ah yes, the bacteria/culture one. I used to get this when I worked in London:

What's the difference between an Aussie and a pot of yoghurt?

Yoghurt develops culture after three days.

PerthDailyPhoto said...

If I was Chinese I'd call my china 'sophie' I think haha! Nice collection here Windsmoke.

Annmarie Pipa said...

hahaha the china is one for me to repeat tomorrow...

Bananazஇ said...

Love China working hard do little and being lonely. Cool lolz

Lady M said...

Okay, I'll admit it. I had a "duh" moment with the China one. But now it's the best! :-)

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day FRUIT CAKE: A balance of good and bad bacteria is best.

G' Day MAGS, BANANAZ & LADY M: I'm stoked you all liked it.

G' Day ANDREW: Not many morals in war i'm afraid.

G' Day THE ELEPHANTS CHILD: That includes silly people who splash toxic chemicals around their house and kill both the good and bad bacteria then wonder why they become sick.

G' Day CLOUDIA: Spot on.

G' Day ANITA: Thanks for saying so.

G' Day BEACH BUM & KATH: Seems to be the popular one this time round.

G' Day YGRAINE: That's good to know.

G' Day RIVER: My sentiments exactly.

G' Day GRACE: Nice name.

G' Day ANNMARIE: Fair enough.

LifeRamblings said...

i enjoy your humours.

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day LIFE RAMBLINGS: I'm chuffed you enjoyed 'em.