Every now and then in our life we've all been Perched On The Dunny Pondering. For that reason here are a handfull of odds and ends to ponder over.
Its against the law to drink and drive, so why do ya need a drivers licence to purchase grog?.
Do steam rollers really roll steam?.
Which will fall on the front lawn first?, A Autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue?.
Why is it when ya haul ya merchandise by car its called a ship-ment, but when ya haul ya merchandise by ship its called car-go!.
Can you repeat the part after "Listen to this very carefully, i'm only going to say it once!.
When you decamp from the dunny with your replies please don't forget to flush and wash ya hands.
Until next time jolly pondering.
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