All of these signs and bloopers are located in countries where English is a second language and in some instances in English speaking countries they are not much better.
Airport lounge sign reads: Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar!.
Furrier sign reads: Fur coats made for ladies from their own skin!.
Drycleaners sign reads: Drop your trousers here for best results!.
Hotel sign reads: You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid!.
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