Saturday, January 19, 2013

Random Humour For Grown Ups.

Welcome to Random Humour For Grown Ups. Today I'm Featuring: A Flea, Men and Mud Cakes.

So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.

Q: If you cross a rabbit with A Flea what do ya get?.
A: Bugs bunny!.

Q: Why don't Men wash clothes?.
A: Because there is no remote control for the washing machine!.

Ambling over to the walk in pantry and opening the louvre door is Ruby Redhead whose looking for the two Mud Cakes she bought yesterday only to discover there is only one left.

Furious Ruby storms out of the walk in pantry and into the master bedroom and asks Rusty Redhead whose still half asleep, why is there only one Mud Cake left?.
I guess its because it was so dark in there last night i didn't see the other one!.

Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
(c) 2013 Windsmoke.


Andrew said...

I heard the other day that men are relinquishing the remote control to their wives, because the men are busy with their IPad.

FruitCake said...

He he, the remote control one is a good'un.

Joanne Noragon said...

How many light bulbs does it take to see all the mud cakes in the pantry? Oh, wait. That's another joke.

Cloudia said...

ah guileless honesty among red heads...thanks, dear

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Annmarie Pipa said...

haha the remote control joke is TRUE.

River said...

No remote control; fair enough, but with today's pre-programmable machines you really don't need one. chances are the machine is "set" to a particular cycle and after that all you need to do is toss in your clothes, add a little detergent and push the start button. So really, there's no excuse.

Mr Lonely said...


Regards, (A Growing Teenager Diary)

Ygraine said...

Hehehe :D

Mud Cakes is my favourite.
Just can't stop laughing...Guess it reminds me of myself!!!

LifeRamblings said...

The remote control wins my vote.

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Windsmoke. said...

G' Day ANDREW: Haven't heard that one but i'm not surprised.

G' Day FRUIT CAKE, LIFE RAMBLINGS: I'm glad you both liked it.

G' Day JOANNE: There are no lights in the pantry that's why Rusty missed the other Mud Cake.

G' Day CLOUDIA: You're welcome.

G' Day ANNMARIE: Absolutely.

G' Day RIVER: Yep, its so easy these days.

G' Day MR. LONELY: Welcome to Bizzare Scribble and i hope to hear from you in the future.

G' Day YGRAINE: Yep, Mud Cakes are yummmy.

Lynn Proctor said...

i can always count on you for a smile!

PerthDailyPhoto said...

I totally get Rusty 's way of thinking but not his lack of drive,,I would definitely have found that second mud cake!!

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day LYNN: I'm stoked you liked 'em all.

G' Day GRACE: Me too, yum.