Welcome To Random Humour For Grown Ups, Today I'm Featuring, Special Moments, Fire And Tiny Hands.
So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.
Q: What do kodak cameras and condoms have in common?.
A: They both capture those Special Moments!.
Q: How did pinocchio find out he was made of wood?.
A: When his hand caught Fire!.
During a talk with his son Sam about the birds and the bees his Father Frank says, You should marry a woman with Tiny Hands.
Why?, asks Sam.
Frank Father replies, Because it'll make your willy look bigger!.
Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
(c) 2011 Windsmoke.
9 comments:
Q: What do kodak cameras and condoms have in common?.
A: They both capture those Special Moments!.
LOL!!!
Would I be wrong to mention that a long ago girl friend and I once had one of those items bust leading to several nervous days.
Hi Windsmoke,
I love the camera joke the best that is halirious. Always good to have a laugh. :)
Hi Windsmoke,
I see you found my new blogger blog. Thank You for dropping by.
Well done Wind. Got me in the right frame of mine to go to work now!
@Beach Bum: I don't know! You foreigners! Why would anyone be nervous because your camera broke? Buy a new one if you are desperate for new photo's!
The first one gets my prize! Priceless.
G' Day BEACH BUM, You and me both, it's really nerve racking.:-).
G' Day MAGSX2, Most like the first one to and i'll be dropping by your new blog as much as possible :-).
G'Day SYMDADDY, I'm glad i got you in the right frame of mind to go to work, so no grumpiness today i take it :-).
G' Day DAVE KING, That's the most popular one so far and yes it is priceless :-).
LOL!!! Smydaddy.
Great jokes, thanks for the laughs.
G' Day, RIVER, I'm glad you got a laugh out of these jokes:-).
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