Friday, March 18, 2011

A Bonza Jest: Desert Island.

Sam Sailor, Daisy Dog and Serena Sheep are stranded on a small Desert Island with no food, water or shelter and not much else really. Months come and go quickly with no chance of being rescued at all by passing ships or boats. One night when all is quite and everyone is asleep Sam Sailor tip toes over to Serena Sheep flips her over onto her back drops his daks, flops out his old fella, when suddenly Daisy Dog wakes up, starts growling, barking and snarling at the same time circling Sam Sailor and Serena Sheep frightening Sam Sailor away.

At dawn the next day all three go for a walk along the beach looking for rescue ships or boats but to no avail. From out of nowhere Sam Sailor hears screaming and splashing, gazes around, spots a Sheila drowning a few metres off shore he charges down the beach into the calm waters recsues the Drowning Sheila, brings her back up onto the beach.

Sam Sailor gently drops the Drowning Sheila onto the sand, then realises she is very attractive with a hour glass figure, long dark curly hair and wearing a skimpy black bikini. Drowning Sheila says, you saved my life how can i ever repay ya?.

Sam Sailor recalls last nights incident when Daisy Dog interrupted him from having nookie with Serena Sheep and says, There's one thing you can do for me. What's that name it, Drowning Sheila replies.
Take that blasted Daisy Dog for a long walk so i can have my way with Serena Sheep.

(c) 2011 Windsmoke.


Beach Bum said...


The life of a castaway can really upset the mental balance.

Anonymous said...

Was Sam a Kiwi or Welsh?

Life Ramblings said...

hope both of them had a blast.

Cloudia said...


Warm Aloha to you
from Honolulu!

Comfort Spiral



Windsmoke. said...

G' Day BEACH BUM, Your self esteem and worth would take a battering to :-).

G' Day JANE HEALY, By reputation probably a Kiwi :-).

G' Day LIFE RAMBLINGS, Each to there own :-).

G' Day CLOUDIA, Stay safe and positive :-).

Red Nomad OZ said...

Haha! I knew it was going to end badly for at least one of the main players!!

Symdaddy said...

Nice one Wind!

Keep 'em coming!

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day RED NOMAD OZ,Dosen't it always end badly for one of the main players :-).

G' Day SYMDADDY, I have lots and lots more, so i'll keep 'em coming :-).