Monday, March 21, 2011

Random Humour For Grown Ups.

Welcome To Random Humour For Grown Ups Today I'm Featuring, A Glass Eye, One Eye And Yo Mama.

So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.

Q: How can you tell if a pirate has a Glass Eye?.
A: When it pops out during a punch up!.

Q: How do hurricanes see where there're going?.
A: With One Eye!.

Olive is so obese that while out walking along the foot path in the misty rain wearing her extremely large sized bright yellow rain coat minding her own business when suddenly from across the street Harry Hoon hollers, Yo Mama you're so obese people think you're a yellow taxi cab and shout "TAXI".
Harry flees the scene along the slippery foot path chuckling to himself, trips over a small leafy branch and lands flat on his pimply face in a puddle of glutinous muddy water.

Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
(c) 2011 Windsmoke.


The Elephant's Child said...

Smile and wince. So, tit for tat.

Why are pirates called pirates?
Because they Arrrgh.

Beach Bum said...

...lands flat on his pimply face in a puddle of glutinous muddy water.

Karma is a real pain, I wasn't exactly nice to a "large" girl who wanted to go out with me once. I wasn't mean but I was honest and said that I simply did not think she was attractive. For several months after that any girl I tried to get friendly busted me out about my faults. Not a good feeling.

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day ELEPHANTS CHILD, Agreed. Fantastic pirate joke :-).

G' Day BEACH BUM, Honesty is sometimes not the best way to go, maybe you should have just declined the invitation or simply bit your tongue and said nothing. Sounds like every girl after this incident knew about it and they were out for revenge :-).

jane.healy said...

Ouch Harry - serves you right.

Life Ramblings said...

I guess that serves him right. Making fun of others is not funny.

Windsmoke. said...


Akelamalu said...

Harry got his comeuppence - good! LOL

Thanks for visiting me and taking the time to comment. :)

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day AKELAMALU, I'll agree with that. I'll visit you as much as i can and welcome to my humble blog and i hope to hear from you in the future :-).