Welcome To Random Humour For Grown Ups Today I'm Featuring, A Glass Eye, One Eye And Yo Mama.
So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.
Q: How can you tell if a pirate has a Glass Eye?.
A: When it pops out during a punch up!.
Q: How do hurricanes see where there're going?.
A: With One Eye!.
Olive is so obese that while out walking along the foot path in the misty rain wearing her extremely large sized bright yellow rain coat minding her own business when suddenly from across the street Harry Hoon hollers, Yo Mama you're so obese people think you're a yellow taxi cab and shout "TAXI".
Harry flees the scene along the slippery foot path chuckling to himself, trips over a small leafy branch and lands flat on his pimply face in a puddle of glutinous muddy water.
Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
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