Welcome To Random Humour For Grown Ups, Today I'm Featuring, A Stomach, A Shower and Love.
So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.
Peter Patient asks Doctor Derek, Is it ok to surf the internet on an empty Stomach?.
Doctor Derek replies, No, you should surf the internet on a computer!.
Q: Which animal do you look like when you hop under the Shower?.
A: A little bear!.
On a dark and stormy night.
I Love myself.
I think i'm gorgeous.
I sit in the cinema.
And hold my hand.
I put my arm around my waist.
And when i get sassy.
I whack myself!.
(c) 2011 Windsmoke.