Monday, March 07, 2011

Random Humour For Grown Ups.

Welcome To Random Humour For Grown Ups, Today I'm Featuring, A Stomach, A Shower and Love.

So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.

Peter Patient asks Doctor Derek, Is it ok to surf the internet on an empty Stomach?.
Doctor Derek replies, No, you should surf the internet on a computer!.

Q: Which animal do you look like when you hop under the Shower?.
A: A little bear!.

On a dark and stormy night.
I Love myself.
I think i'm gorgeous.
I sit in the cinema.
And hold my hand.
I put my arm around my waist.
And when i get sassy.
I whack myself!.

(c) 2011 Windsmoke.


Beach Bum said...

I sit in the cinema.
And hold my hand.

This reminded me of a hard luck army buddy once who could not keep a girlfriend to save his life. Nice guy but for some reason any girl he went out with soon took advantage of him. His luck eventually changed for the better but one day as I saw him leaving the barracks I asked him where he was going.

"I have a date," he said smiling.

"With who?" I asked back worried because his last girlfriend took him for a hundred dollars.

"With myself, I'm the best and cheapest date I ever had." He said.

I figured on some level he was right.

Great post Wind.

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day BEACH BUM, I agree with your army buddy it is cheaper. It's less emotional hassle because there's a lot of gold digging women out there :-).

River said...

Taking myself somewhere is definitely cheaper and easier than taking someone else.

Dave King said...

Thanks for the laugh!

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day RIVER, Agreed :-).

G' Day DAVE KING, That's my intention to make people laugh :-).

Anonymous said...

Hi Windsmoke,
Another good laugh. :)

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day MAGX2, Good to hear it was a good one :-).