Welcome To Random Humour For Grown Ups, Today I'm Featuring, Fishermen, Fleas and In-Laws.
So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.
Q: What type of profits do Fishermen make?.
A: Net profits!.
Q: How do Fleas travel around?.
A: They itch hike!.
This next one is my favourite, it's about the constant battle between in-laws which we encounter most of the time.
Betty Blonde is chatting to her next door neighbour Ruby Redhead over the wooden fence when her son in-law Lucas comes strolling up the driveway.
Betty Blonde says, At last Basil has finally turned up, an hour late i might add, he's always late, he'll be late for his own funeral.
Ruby Redhead asks, Why do you call your son in-law Basil, isn't his name Lucas?.
Betty Blonde replies, I've nicknamed him Basil because it stands for "Bloody Awful Son In-Law!.
Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
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