Friday, June 10, 2011

A Bonza Jest: Happy Holiday Makers.

During a violent thunderstorm and severe wind turbulence an aeroplane en-route to Hamilton Island is crammed with Happy Holiday Makers, when one of it's four turbine jet engines is struck by lightning catches fire and starts bellowing thick black smoke, flames and sparks to the horror of some passengers.
Over the intercom Paul the Pilot says, Attention passengers as you can see one of our engines has caught fire but there's only a very slight possibility that we'll prang into the ground or a mountain, so remain calm and i'll keep you updated as we go along, thank you for your patience.

A few minutes pass by while the passengers are talking amongst themselves about the possible pending disaster, when from about halfway along a row of seats Petra the passenger spits the dummy, unbuckles her seat belt, stands up and starts to disrobe until there's not a stitch of clothing left on her body. Petra starts running frantically down the aisle in her birthday suit screaming at the top of her lungs, is there anybody on board this plane man enough to make me feel like a real woman one more time before we prang into the ground or a mountain and all burn to a cinder, come on anybody.

Seated towards the front of the plane Declan the Dwarf unbuckles his seat belt, vaults out of his seat, sheds his shirt and blue jeans walks up to Petra and says, Here take these and iron 'em quick smart on the double before we prang, i want to look my best should i survive, you do know how to iron don't you, all sheila's should know it's there duty.
Gobsmacked and seeing red Petra throws Declans shirt and blue jeans in his face kicks him in the shins and screams you male chauvinist pig, storms off in a huff back to her seat and starts sooking.

(c) 2011 Windsmoke.   

9 comments:

The Elephant's Child said...

Not what I expected. Was it really his shins she kicked?

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day THE ELEPHANTS CHILD: I'll leave that one up to your imagination. It could have been a poorly aimed kick :-).

Cloudia said...

Aloha ha from Waikiki :)

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River said...

I guess that's how HE treats real women then.

magsx2 said...

Hi Windsmoke,
Another good one, loved it. :)

Beach Bum said...

LOL!!!

Have an image of the perfect Petra in my head, it was a lady I saw at work the other day.

Nicely done!

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day CLOUDIA: Cool :-).

G' Day RIVER: You could be spot on about that :-).

G' Day MAGSX2: Thank you, i'm glad you loved it :-).

G' Day BEACH BUM: Got the hots for Petra, eh! :-).

Life Ramblings said...

lightnings can be pretty scary.

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day LIFE RAMBLINGS: Absolutely, especially to young children :-).