Monday, June 06, 2011

Random Humour For Grown Ups.

Welcome to Random Humour For Grown Ups, Today I'm Featuring, Gossiping, Chuck and a Church Bell.

So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.

Mary is Gossiping with Lisa in her kitchen over a cup of coffee and says, A work colleague of mine just got divorced.
Lisa asks, How was the house split?.
It was split equally, she got the inside and he got the outside!.

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?.
Chuck.
Chuck who?.
Chuck in a sandwich for lunch!.

Peter Patient says, Doctor, Doctor I think i'm a Church Bell.
Doctor Derek replies, Take this medication three times a day and if it doesn't work give me a bell!.

Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
(c) 2011 Windsmoke.

9 comments:

Cloudia said...

Bwaaaa ha ha!



Aloha from Waikiki :)

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Windsmoke. said...

G' Day CLOUDIA: Thanks for dropping by and i see you enjoyed a laugh :-).

Beach Bum said...

It was split equally, she got the inside and he got the outside!.

For a couple of years that kind of split is what kept me with my wife.

River said...

I like the house split. I had neighbours like that, twice. Once in Sydney, where the inside was her domain and the yard his, then again years later in Adelaide, different neighbours, same deal. No divorces though.

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day BEACH BUM & RIVER: Divorce is the absolute last resort when all else fails :-).

Red Nomad OZ said...

Haha! They're ALL good, but the house one is my fave!!

Have a great day!

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day RED NOMAD OZ: That's the favourite one this time round :-).

Life Ramblings said...

i enjoy your sense of humour Wind.

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day LIFE RAMBLINGS: Just goes to show you have a fantastic sense of humour :-).