Monday, June 27, 2011

Random Humour For Grown Ups.

Welcome to Random Humour For Grown Ups, Today I'm Featuring, A Wizard, A Knock Knock and Leprechauns.

So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.

Dean Diner says, There's a bee in my casserole.
Wilbur Waiter replies, That's the manager the last customer was a Wizard who didn't like the casserole!.

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?.
Adore who?.
Adore stands between us so open up!.

Q: What do Leprechauns use for a toilet seat?.
A: Ring pulls off aluminium cans!.

Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
(c) 2011 Windsmoke.


Life Ramblings said...

Thanks for the morning chuckle, that's a good one.

Beach Bum said...

Great stuff! The knock, knock was the best.

The Elephant's Child said...

How old does a person have to be before they a)don't like knock knock jokes and b) have heard them all? Older than this black duck anyway.

Anonymous said...

Hi Windsmoke,
I liked the Leprechaun joke, very good. LOL.

River said...

Love the leprechaun one!

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day LIFE RAMBLINGS: You're welcome :-).

G' Day BEACH BUM: There's nothing like a knock knock to brighten up your day :-).

G' Day THE ELEPHANTS CHILD: Your never too old to enjoy a knock knock whether your a black duck or not :-).

G' Day MAGSX2 & RIVER: Nothing like a bit of Irish humour :-).

Dave King said...

It's got to be the first one!

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day DAVE KING: You never know what will happen if you serve a dodgy meal :-).