Welcome to Random Humour For Grown Ups, Today I'm Featuring: Rare, Antique and Empty Handed.
So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.
Q: What is a Rare hare?.
A: A queer rabbit!.
Q: What do ya call a 100 year old ant?.
A: An Antique!.
Are you coming to my birthday party next saturday?, asks Luke.
Yes, give me your address, replies Matthew.
Its 36 Russell St, when you turn up ring the door bell with your elbow.
Why my elbow?.
Because you won't be Empty Handed will ya!.
Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
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