Monday, November 07, 2011

Random Humour For Grown Ups.

Welcome to Random Humour For Grown Ups, Today I'm Featuring: Rare, Antique and Empty Handed.

So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.

Q: What is a Rare hare?.
A: A queer rabbit!.

Q: What do ya call a 100 year old ant?.
A: An Antique!.

Are you coming to my birthday party next saturday?, asks Luke.
Yes, give me your address, replies Matthew.
Its 36 Russell St, when you turn up ring the door bell with your elbow.
Why my elbow?.
Because you won't be Empty Handed will ya!.

Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
(c) 2011 Windsmoke.


Cloudia said...

thanks for lightening our hearts, dear soul!

Aloha from Honolulu

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Andrew said...

I will use that line in the last joke the next time we invite anyone to visit.

The Elephant's Child said...

Luke obviously wants a BIG present. Love it.

Anonymous said...

Hi Windsmoke,
Love the ant joke, but the last line in the party joke was brilliant. lol.

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day CLOUDIA: These days our hearts do need lightening :-).

G' Day ANDREW: You obviously like many presents too :-).

G' Day THE ELEPHANTS CHILD: Or a lot of presents :-).

G' Day MAGS: Some days i feel like an antique, the party joke is the most popular so far :-).

Beach Bum said...

Had me laughing! Great stuff!

River said...

Ha Ha antique ant.

Dave King said...

All 3 top hole!

Life Ramblings said...

your posts have always brought me pure joy. :)

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day BEACH BUM: Bonza :-).

G' Day RIVER: I'm glad you liked that one :-).

G' Day DAVE: I'm chuffed you liked 'em thanks for saying so :-).

G' Day LIFE RAMBLINGS: I hope i can bring you more pure joy :-).

Elliot MacLeod-Michael said...

I hope that Matthew doesn't bring a bomb of some sort.

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day ELLIOT: I hope he doesn't either :-).