Monday, November 14, 2011

Random Humour For Grown Ups.

Welcome to Random Humour For Grown Ups, Today I'm Featuring: A Cliff, Medication and Both Ends.

So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.

Q: What do two elephants sound like when they jump off A Cliff and hit the ground below?.
A: Boom, boom!!.

Q: What kind of Medication do ants need?.
A: Anti-biotics!.

Peter and Colin are travelling home together on a crowded bus when Peter asks, which end of the bus can i safely alight from?.
It doesn't really matter Both Ends stop at the same time, replies Colin.

Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
(c) 2011 Windsmoke.


2peeeps said...

hahaha nice post

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Magsx2 said...

Hi Windsmoke,
Great jokes, I love the bus joke the best. LOL.

The Elephant's Child said...

Thanks. I needed this today.

Cloudia said...

ah more ant humor I see!

What a picnic!

Aloha from Honolulu

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Windsmoke. said...

G' Day 2PEEEPS: I'm stoked you liked 'em and welcome to my humble blog and i hope to hear from you in the future :-).

G' Day MAGS: That's my favourite one too :-).

G' Day THE ELEPHANTS CHILD: I'm glad i could brighten up your day :-).

Tempo said...

Great funnies, thanks for the laughs

Beach Bum said...

The elephant one got me good!

FruitCake said...

Boom, Boom gets my vote :)

Dave King said...

Don't know how you keep them coming, but carry on!

River said...

Peter and Colin got my laugh.

Life Ramblings said...

i love your sense of humour. keep them coming.

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day CLOUDIA: But wait!, there's more :-).

G' Day TEMPO: Laughing is good for the soul :-).

G' Day BEACH BUM: I'm glad it brighten up your day :-).

G' Day FRUIT CAKE: Agreed :-).

G' Day DAVE: I guess you could call it perseverance :-).

G' Day RIVER: Wasn't sure about that one but then i thought in for a penny in for a pound :-).

G' Day LIFE RAMBLINGS: I certainly will keep 'em coming :-).