Monday, November 14, 2011

Random Humour For Grown Ups.

Welcome to Random Humour For Grown Ups, Today I'm Featuring: A Cliff, Medication and Both Ends.

So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.

Q: What do two elephants sound like when they jump off A Cliff and hit the ground below?.
A: Boom, boom!!.

Q: What kind of Medication do ants need?.
A: Anti-biotics!.

Peter and Colin are travelling home together on a crowded bus when Peter asks, which end of the bus can i safely alight from?.
It doesn't really matter Both Ends stop at the same time, replies Colin.

Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
(c) 2011 Windsmoke.

12 comments:

2peeeps said...

hahaha nice post



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Magsx2 said...

Hi Windsmoke,
Great jokes, I love the bus joke the best. LOL.

The Elephant's Child said...

Thanks. I needed this today.

Cloudia said...

ah more ant humor I see!

What a picnic!



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Windsmoke. said...

G' Day 2PEEEPS: I'm stoked you liked 'em and welcome to my humble blog and i hope to hear from you in the future :-).

G' Day MAGS: That's my favourite one too :-).

G' Day THE ELEPHANTS CHILD: I'm glad i could brighten up your day :-).

Tempo said...

Great funnies, thanks for the laughs

Beach Bum said...

The elephant one got me good!

FruitCake said...

Boom, Boom gets my vote :)

Dave King said...

Don't know how you keep them coming, but carry on!

River said...

Peter and Colin got my laugh.

Life Ramblings said...

i love your sense of humour. keep them coming.

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day CLOUDIA: But wait!, there's more :-).

G' Day TEMPO: Laughing is good for the soul :-).

G' Day BEACH BUM: I'm glad it brighten up your day :-).

G' Day FRUIT CAKE: Agreed :-).

G' Day DAVE: I guess you could call it perseverance :-).

G' Day RIVER: Wasn't sure about that one but then i thought in for a penny in for a pound :-).

G' Day LIFE RAMBLINGS: I certainly will keep 'em coming :-).