Monday, November 28, 2011

Random Humour For Grown Ups.

Welcome to Random Humour For Grown Ups, Today I'm Featuring: A Knock Knock, An Antique and A Ultimatium.

So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.

Knock, knock.
Who's there?.
Bridie who.
Bridie the light of the silvery moon!.

Q: When do you know your getting old?.
A: When people bid on you at an Antique auction!.

Mick Maloney says, i was given a Ultimatium by my wife last night while i was packing my fishing gear into the ute.
What did she say?, asks Paddy Pickles.
Its me or your fishing.
Which did you choose?.
Fishing of course, gee i miss her not!.

Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
(c) 2011 Windsmoke.


The Elephant's Child said...

So I need to stay clear of antique auctions then. Thanks Windsmoke.

Magsx2 said...

Hi Windsmoke,
Thank You for the laughs. :)
Loved the fishing joke.

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day THE ELEPHANTS CHILD: Absolutely or you might end up in a museum :-).

G' Day MAGS: Its a lose lose situation if children are involved :-).

Bananazஇ said...

Echo The Elephant's Child's comment stay far away from any antique auctions in future to avoid being auctioned. haha.

Tempo said...

Yep, can see myself being sold off, Yep, can see my kids grabbing the money and heading out the door...

FruitCake said...

I'm not auction material myself. More like that broken, burnt orange fondue set with no forks, gathering dust at the op shop.

Beach Bum said...


Its best for me not to push my wife too far. Since she is a lawyer I figure I'm screwed no matter what.

River said...

I'm with FruitCake; more Op Shop than Antique Auction.
Love the fishing joke.

Dave King said...

Chuckle-worthy as per!

malcfifty said...

Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took place. First guy: " You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend." Second guy: " that's nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build her a new deck for the pool." Third guy: " Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I will remodel the kitchen for her." They continue to fish when they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word. So they asked him. You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. " What's the deal?" Fourth guy: " I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said, " Fishing or Sex" and she said, " Wear a Sweater."

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day BANANAZ: Absolutely :-).

G' Day TEMPO: Yep, that would be about right :-).

G' Day FRUIT: You're ageing gracefully then :-).

G' Day BEACH BUM: Sounds like your wife would auction you off at the drop of a hat :-).

G' Day RIVER: You are ageing gracefully to like FRUITCAKE :-).

G' Day DAVE: I'm chuffed you got a chuckle out of "em :-).

G' Day MAL: Bonza joke made me smile and welcome to my humble blog and i hope to hear from you in the future, in fact why not sign up and become a follower and i'll sign up to yours :-).

Elliot MacLeod-Michael said...

pure comedy gold

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day ELLIOT: Thank you i try to be as golden as possible :-).

Life Ramblings said...

Thanks for the laughter. It is definitely a great medicine.

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day LIFE RAMBLINGS: Laughter certainly is the best medicine :-).