Monday, November 21, 2011

Random Humour For Grown Ups.

Welcome to Random Humour For Grown Ups, Today I'm Featuring: A Garment, A Knock, Knock and A Seahorse.

So wrap ya laughing gear around this lot and enjoy the ride.

Q: What is a duffle coat?.
A: A Garment a boy wears when his mum is cold!.

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?.
Answer.
Answer who?.
Answer are all over your car!.

Two best cobbers Tom and Nick who are 10 year old are playing video games in the rumpus room when out of the blue Tom says, i'm going down to the pet shop tomorrow and buy A Seahorse.
What do ya want A Seahorse for?, asks Nick.
So i can play water polo!.

Until next time keep smiling it costs nothing.
(c) 2011 Windsmoke. 

13 comments:

Magsx2 said...

Hi Windsmoke,
Thanks for another lot of laughs. :)

The Elephant's Child said...

Love the seahorse joke. Thanks.

Tempo said...

Another set of great laughables, many thanks

FruitCake said...

Just luuuurv a good knock-knock. All I have to do is memorise it...

River said...

Knock Knock jokes are always funny. I like the seahorse one too.

Beach Bum said...

nswer are all over your car!.

LOL!!!!

I've had that happen more than a few times.

jane.healy said...

Must remember the seahorse joke for the homemade Christmas crackers!

Tariq Mian said...

Very humerous piece

Dave King said...

Great good knock-about stuff!

Friko said...

I only understand the third joke.

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day MAGS & TEMPO: Thank you both for saying so :-).

G' Day THE ELEPHANTS CHILD: Kids do come out with funny ones at times :-).

G' Day FRUIT CAKE: You and me both :-).

G' Day RIVER: They certainly are :-).

G' Day BEACH BUM: Haven't we all :-).

G' Day JANE: Bonza idea should get some laughs :-).

G' Day TARIQ & DAVE: Thank you both its much appreicated :-).

G' Day FRIKO: Aussie humour takes a lot of getting used to :-).

Life Ramblings said...

the seahorse gets my vote. :)

Windsmoke. said...

G' Day LIFE RAMBLINGS: Its very cute indeed :-).